Apnea Humor

JeffH · Post by **JeffH** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:15 pm

If you think you might get offended, move on.

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room.

No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, 'Man, what happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.'

The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.

The other two said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.

'Good morning,' he said.

The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake.

They asked, 'Man, what happened?'

He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night.

Daryl sat up and watched me all night.'

bap40 · Post by **bap40** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:23 pm

Funny, laughed out loud and so did hubby!

carbonman · Post by **carbonman** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:30 pm

JeffH wrote:Daryl sat up and watched me all night.'

hahahahahahaha

Slinky · Post by **Slinky** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:34 pm

Snort! Choke Giggle. WHO said football players were dumb???

norm · Post by **norm** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:46 pm

It made me think of that scene in Crocodile Dundee when the bury guy in the bar who would balance a a glass of beer on his head and bet that you couldn't hit him hard enough for the beer to topple. Crocodile Dundee kissed him on the mouth instead of punching him and the beer topped.

Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:47 pm

I thought that story sounded familiar. I told it in this link.....only it was with retired deputy sheriffs. There's also some more humor in this link.

viewtopic/t17800/Its-time-for-some-medi ... forum.html

Den

tuna · Post by **tuna** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:56 pm

Thanks for the laugh!

crossfit · Post by **crossfit** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 6:12 pm

burly guy is just lucky that Daryl didn't offer to let him pet his hose.

Sergey45 · Post by **Sergey45** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 7:08 pm

Not bad

goose · Post by **goose** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:10 pm

Loved the other thread Den......What a kick.

The one I liked best of all was the surgeon having his Harley Davidson serviced.......
And for those who didn't go there:

A world famous heart surgeon is at a Harley-Davidson dealership having some routine maintainance done on his bike. On completing the work, the mechanic brings the work order out to the counter and says "Doc can I ask you a question"? The surgeon say "certainly". The mechanic says "well Doc, you and I do essentially the same thing, I open up the heart of a bike, take the valves out, clean them up, replace them and everything is as good as new". The doctor agrees "yes, there definitely are some similarities". "So" asks the mechanic "why is it that I get paid $36,000 a year and you make several million"? The surgeon smiles and says "try doing it with the engine running".

cheers
goose

pianomagoo · Post by **pianomagoo** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:35 pm

I love good humor. I heard it is very healthy to have a good belly laugh.
Maybe the site should have a humor Thread where we can go to when we need a good laugh. I'm sure between all the folks on here we could come up with some apnea humor,

Anne

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:08 pm

Slinky wrote: Snort! Choke Giggle. WHO said football players were dumb???

Right.
Thanks for the laugh.

Any one in search of more humor is invited to look for posts by Mike Moran.
Some are serious, but many - I think most - are hlarious.

search.php?search_author=mikemoran

O.

birdshell · Post by **birdshell** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:11 am

Not necessarily on topic, but then...when did we ever insist upon that convention?

I heard this on the news, and fully expect to hear it on "The REST of the Story":

A bloke on a gold-hunting vacation became separated from his group. Alone in the Australian

outback for 5 days, he was finally found by aborigines who guided him to civilization.

During his ordeal, he survived by eating insects and grubs. He found that termites did not taste bad at all.

And the clincher? He was an exterminator. As one friend noted, he was continuing the job of exterminator by eradicating insects...just in a different way.

Click Here for the Rest of the Story

Woody34 · Post by **Woody34** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:09 am

I realy liked the deer camp joke. Then last weekend I was in a similar position and told it to the guy who had to share
the room with the guy who snored. Funny didn't hear hem snoring that night maby he kissed john good night!

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