OT: blond joke

[echo]

No offense to blonds


An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde gal with a black belt in karate

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[sharon1965]

that is HI larious!!

in fact, i just copied it and emailed it to all the blondes, and "blondes" in my life, LOL

[Guest]

Very good!!!!

Cheers,
Babs - who is Proudly Brunette - despite what all of you think

[Goofproof]

It's a good thing he was blind, he wouldn't have had a excuse for wandering into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

All the Pink bikes parked out front would have told him he was in the wrong bar. Jim

[tomjax]

Blond girl decides to end her career at the carwash and go into buisiness for herself.

She goes to a very nice subdivision and knocks on doors and explains that she is trying to make some extra money and can do all types of chores.

Man listens to her pitch and tells her his porch needs painting and she tells him she will do it for 50 bucks.

He tells her that sounds fair and she will find everything she needs in the garage.

Some time later she knocks on his door and tells him she was finished and had enough paint for two coats.

He reaches in his pocket to pay her and she takes it and turns away to leave.

"By the way" it's a Lexus, not a Porsche"

[deglorious]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of
> golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
>
> The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging
> pockets.
> Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'Its golf
> balls'.
>
> Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very
> long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.
>
> After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity
> any longer, she asked;
>
> 'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'

[sharon1965]

LMAO!!!!

[Guest]

brilliant

[RAINSUX]

Blonde was called into her boss's office and sees two golf balls on his desk. Asked what they were.

"Golf balls" says he, in a tone that made her think she should have known what they were without asking.

A few weeks later she sees two more golf balls on his desk. Not wanting him to think she was stupid, she says "Congrations. I see you shot another golf!"

[OldLincoln]

A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"

[OldLincoln]

Being an equal opportunity type guy....

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.

He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear..."

"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.

"They called back."