Any Liam sightings?

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 7:41 pm

Has anyone seen Liam? I've seen him lurking but not posting.
I'm going through Liam withdrawal. I'm in need of a Liamism.

bigcat · Post by **bigcat** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:20 pm

I haven't seen him, but I do hear a lot of strange noises at night....

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:34 pm

I don't know. I haven't seen him in a while. I'll keep an eye out, though.

If I see him, I'll let you know.

Liam. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Wiams. heheheheheh

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:35 am

Liam1965 wrote:I don't know. I haven't seen him in a while. I'll keep an eye out, though.

If I see him, I'll let you know.

Liam. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting Wiams. heheheheheh

Now THAT'S more like it..!!!

Linda, who now has her one dose of Liam, and looking for a second. Like potato chips and M&Ms......one is never enough ...!

Mikesus · Post by **Mikesus** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:46 am

You ate Liam!?! No wonder he is missing!!

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:03 am

For what it's worth, I just haven't found many topics lately that called to me to respond. I have, however, been doing a lot of writing (there are currently no less than 6 friday-humor-essays in the queue waiting to be posted over the next month and a half).

I'm still lurking, and will post when I feel I have something to say.

Liam. Where did you get the impression he talked when he had nothing to say? Oh, right, because he usually does.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:30 pm

Isn't the design of the human body amazing - two ears one mouth, perhaps the 'designer' felt we need to listen twice as much as talk...? hmmmm

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:21 pm

.... and ten fingers for typing!

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:23 pm

Liam1965 wrote: I have, however, been doing a lot of writing.....

You know me! I'll be reading!
Personally, I think you should be the literary spokesperson for sleep apnea. Write them articles and submit them somewhere so that millions can read them!

Picture this!
A whole magazine of Liam witicisms and comic outlook on sleep apnea, a magazine funded by those pesky cpap manufacturers, and distributed to EVERY GP waiting room in the country (doctors always get freebies, right?)....! People, who might not have even heard of OSA will read your funny remarks, and learn a thing or two about it. Then people would steal the magazine, and run home to their spouse or partner and say, "See? I bet you've got THIS!! You better get tested!"

Have I a vivid imagination or what??

....Or, you could always form an a cappella group and sing a sleep apnea slogan on TV....!
Or both!

How about it?

Linda

Bullwinkle · Post by **Bullwinkle** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:43 pm

Magazine? how about a book. Then, Liam could go on a signing tour. Bring your CPAP to the book store and he will sign it for you. Wear your mask and you get 20% off the cover price of the book.

There would be lines around the building camping out waiting for his appearance. Imagine the extension cords running along the sidewalk for the campers to plugin to.

The book would be an instant best-seller -- one on every nightstand. If not for reading, it could be used to get your CPAP's to that perfect height to keep the rainout from forming.

Liam, please keep the posts coming; I find myself hitting the site just to see what you might have contributed since my last visit...

-Jeff

Mikesus · Post by **Mikesus** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:47 pm

Liam - Face it CPAP is as addicting as crack cocaine, you tried it, now you just can't shake it. You are jonesing for a CPAP fix

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:54 pm

Mikesus wrote:Liam - Face it CPAP is as addicting as crack cocaine, you tried it, now you just can't shake it. You are jonesing for a CPAP fix

Uh, had any experience with this addition stuff, Mikesus?
You're always in the know! Ha!

Liam1965 · Post by **Liam1965** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 8:56 pm

Nah. But this writing humor essays for my blog really has become almost a compulsion.

I really enjoy doing it, but it's odd how it works. I'll go for two or three weeks without any inspiration or feeling like I could create anything, and then BAM, in the last 48 hours I've written 5 essays (granted three of them were three parts of one very LONG essay, but still....).

I just want to get some more traffic to my site. I'd really love to have people start reading my weekly essays as a poor man's alternative to Dave Barry, while he's on hiatus for the year.

I may not be as funny, but at least I'm putting out new stuff.

Liam, by day DBW stands for database wrangler. By night, Dave Barry Wannabe.

LDuyer · Post by **LDuyer** » Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:13 pm

Liam,

We'll work on getting you famous.

Maybe not rich. But famous.
....Notorious?

...and if you keep writing stuff like that bubbles thing, you just might get that coveted position as notorious and famous.

Linda, who knows Liam's already famous, somewhere....

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