A SoClean party is a must if you wish to become a successful SoClean manager who sells a lot of products. SoClean products used to lounge on dusty shelves in DMEs across the US till William Shatner, told the founder Earl SoClean, to pull them off the shelves and sell them exclusively on direct sales only.
It proved to be a big hit! Women (and men) love the idea of gathering around in a familiar surrounding with friends and family members, looking at products. At the same time, they socialize, have a pot luck party, learn a few new skills and also have fun. A SoClean party is not complete without some silly games as well. Winners get cheap worthless items, with SoClean trade marks on it, no less.
Here I will share with you some tips to throw a successful SoClean party, by location and also the items you need to have in hand.
Items you need for a SoClean Party
Here are the items you need,
A dozen or so bottles of booze.
A dozen of cpap items for attendance gifts
Maximum of five core products
Maximum of five limited release products
Order form
Pen
Items for fun party games: paper, pens, balloons, chopsticks, marbles, playing cards, etc.
Plenty of alcohol (I can not stress this enough)
All these should be easily packed in only ONE bulky bag or a box, no more.
Hey, what about the cutlery etc, for the food? Do not worry, this is the task for the hostess to do, and for her effort, she will be presented with cheap worthless SoClean gift sets, depending on the amount of sales that is sold on the day.
Things to do before throwing a SoClean Party
Sit with the hostess and ask the hostess to:
Set aside a room for the party (the living room or the garden patio is ideal)
Clean up the room and put enough furniture so that everyone can sit comfortably.
Inform her your target sale so that she can win the hostess specials.
Make a sucker list (friends and family are best) and call them or email them of the event, asking for RSVP
Make another call the day before, to confirm attendance
If you yourself is the hostess, then you do all the above yourself in advance. (fat chance)
Note: a SoClean party actually can be held anywhere, at the office during lunch break, at the park, even in a hotel room or a specially hired venue.
Steps in throwing a SoClean Party
Before the appointed hour, lay all things that you wish to promote on a table or a coffee table.
Arrange the items in an attractive manner
At the appointed hour, welcome the guests and make them comfortable. Mix them a good strong drink. To make it more personal, you can pin name tags on them so that you can call them by name later. Distribute lucky draw numbers at this time. Time for another strong drink.
Introduce yourself and thank the hostess.
This would be a good time to start getting them drunk.
To break the ice, start with a lucky draw first, this will make guests eager to anticipate the next thing.
Proceed by telling the good points (lie) of SoClean, its joke of a lifetime warranty, its features and benefits (Ha Ha). Item by item.
Play a silly game or two
Ask guests if they have any questions or query. Another drink.
Start taking orders and agree on a delivery date, with cash ready. One last drink.
Ask the guests if any of them wish to be a hostess next.
Activities to do in throwing a SoClean Party
After a while, a few silly games can be stale. So, to add variety, you can add in these few activities to spice up your SoClean party:
Distilled water vs tap water discussion: a very popular activity, anywhere.
Potted meat and chips party
Theme party, or a costume party
Special occasion party to celebrate Memorial Day, for example
Housewarming
A meeting to replace spare parts that are covered by warranty or to order new ones which got lost or damaged and not covered by SoClean's idea of a joke Lifetime Warranty.
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Jim
