I CHEATED!!!!

GoofyUT · Post by **GoofyUT** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:57 am

That's it!!! I gotta CONFESS! I had an AFFAIR last night! I strayed from my beloved Swift and wound up in bed with a sleek, supple, and OH SO clingy Activa. I'm NOT PROUD of this. Oh no. My Swift has been loyal, faithful and true and has afforded me so many nights of pleasure. But variety IS the spice of life, and hell, I'm JUST A MAN!

This isn't the first time I've strayed. That sexy little Activa tried to hook me in the past, with her taught little shallow self. But she was just TOO aggressive, and in the heat of it all, she'd bite me on the bridge of my nose, and THAT WAS THAT!!! Back I'd run into the warm embrace of my beloved, warm and welcoming Swift.

But there she was again last night, looking so shiny and slithery and beckoning. She'd put on a little weight and what was shallow in the past was now, full and luscious and large! The last thing that I remember was her closing in as she took me with her soft and sensual embrace. Ten hours later, I emerged from the bliss of it all!

Is it over for Swift and me??? NEVER!!! I'm just too comfortable with our happy, non-intrusive lives together! I still LOVE to read in bed with Swift. But, Activa has shown me things I've never even dreamt of before. So who knows??

Humbly,

Chuck

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Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:13 am

Confession is good for the soul!

Variety is the spice of life.

(how many more clichés do you need, Chuck?)

Keep an eye on your AHIs......Hell hath no fury like a mask scorned......

Den

Offerocker · Post by **Offerocker** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:33 am

SelfSeeker · Post by **SelfSeeker** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:51 am

GoofyUT, thanks for the good laugh.

I am glad you enjoyed your Activa that much.

Hopefully others have such sucess with their interfaces. After all that is what we are all after.

whatrdreamsmadeof · Post by **whatrdreamsmadeof** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:58 am

so, getting "hosed" never felt soooooooooo
good, huh chuck......glad your doing so great.. [/u]

tooly125 · Post by **tooly125** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:29 am

Chuck,

Were you even planning to mention this to the swift??
Do you really think the Swift thinks your sleeping alone the nights that your not with it?

Be careful Chuck this is how it starts, you get away with this one affair and next thing you know you find yourself browsing the pages of Cpap.com looking for your next!

It's a slippery slope so beware!

greyhound · Post by **greyhound** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 11:52 am

On the other hand, are you sure you know where your Swift was last night?

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:00 pm

Yer a nut, Chuck! That was funny!

Den and tooly always give good advice, ya know! Think about what they're tellin' ya!

Wulfman wrote:Keep an eye on your AHIs......Hell hath no fury like a mask scorned......

Den

tooly125 wrote:Be careful Chuck this is how it starts, you get away with this one affair and next thing you know you find yourself browsing the pages of Cpap.com looking for your next!

You guys are a riot.

(Cute question, greyhound!)

kavanaugh1950 · Post by **kavanaugh1950** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:08 pm

be care ful, no such fury like a mask scorned. swift may get even with that hussy! you are too funny and I needed a good laugh. pat

roadwarrior · Post by **roadwarrior** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 12:28 pm

Well, for me the Swift has become the "mask on the side" as most of the time I'm now using my Activa. For some reason more often then not having that general air pressure distributed the way the Activa does it is easier to take then the direct pressure up the sinuses like the Swift. I've had much better results lately using some saline spray to douch my sinuses several times prior to bedtime. It's been working rather well over the last few weeks.

NyNurse33 · Post by **NyNurse33** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:31 pm

Finally someone else on here besides me, associates finding the right mask as equallly satisfying as finding the right soul mate or like having a really good love affair (whichever floats your boat). Isn't a great feeling? I love my CL2 so much, I tremble to think if anything should happen to it. Congratulations on your happiness and hope for many more blissfull nights. By the way, just in case your little new found love, Activa, has been around, make sure you clean it frequently , perhaps with vinegar, to preserve her comfortable seal. Not a good feeling when it gets "worn out".

bairdbeth · Post by **bairdbeth** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:39 pm

Ya'll are too funny! Glad I found a place to get great humor and support. As a special education teacher I live by the motto " If you don't laugh, you will cry!" Got to find the humor in all things including xPAP!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:25 pm

I thought the 'Open Note Regarding Integrity' thread of yours was much funnier! That was humor, right?

dsm · Post by **dsm** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:33 pm

Chuck,

Nice,

I just wish I could sneak off with my Swift

She is still sitting there looking at me expectantly but I have held back.

Cheers

DSM

#2 in case there was any doubt, Chuck contacted me to say his post immediately below was written after he read the post immediately above. (lori, I hope you realised this )

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GoofyUT · Post by **GoofyUT** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:18 pm

Dog-man, THANK YOU for being so PREDICTABLE!!!!

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