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Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by ChicagoGranny » Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:18 am

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by VVV » Sat Mar 14, 2015 7:25 am

My account has been hacked. I was careless. Someone overheard me telling my wife that my password is the last four digits of pi.
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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by LSAT » Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:26 am

No Joke....I'm trying to post this at 3/14/15 at 9:26 I hope I'm close.

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582 etc. ad infinitum.

Happy Pi day to all you mathematicians

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by Morbius » Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:29 am

2 zombies were telling pi jokes. One said to the other

"Do you have a life?"

The other one said

"No."

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by carbonman » Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:31 am

I like pi day.
It has been...
always will be......
my day.
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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by jon k » Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:32 am

Oh VVV that made me laugh! Thank you!

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by LSAT » Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:39 am

carbonman wrote:I like pi day.
It has been...
always will be......
my day.


Do you get a Birthday Pi instead of cake? Happy Birthday
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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by Morbius » Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:42 am

I prefer Boffin' the Ol' Lady Day myself.

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by chunkyfrog » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:22 am

carbonman wrote:I like pi day.
It has been...
always will be......
my day.
Happy birthday, of course!
One question: where do they put your candles?
Oh, yeah, you can mold the holders where/when the rim is crimped. Cool!

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by BlackSpinner » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:28 am

Neither 20150314 nor 14032015 are anywhere near pi.
And the only date form worth mentioning is 2015074 (the julian version) because it can be used for sorting and that won't be anywhere near pi for a very long time.

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by Krelvin » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:52 am

BlackSpinner wrote:Neither 20150314 nor 14032015 are anywhere near pi.
And the only date form worth mentioning is 2015074 (the julian version) because it can be used for sorting and that won't be anywhere near pi for a very long time.
ISO (8601) date format is not what they are using for PI day however.
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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by BlackSpinner » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:53 am

Krelvin wrote:
BlackSpinner wrote:Neither 20150314 nor 14032015 are anywhere near pi.
And the only date form worth mentioning is 2015074 (the julian version) because it can be used for sorting and that won't be anywhere near pi for a very long time.
ISO (8601) date format is not what they are using for PI day however.
I know, grumble grumble. But I don't have to like it!!!!

I did too much date coding long before standards came out or operating system functions were writen.

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Post by chunkyfrog » Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:02 am

Really burns when you are told your life's work was inconsequential?
Probably why my country did not go metric. Change is annoying.

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by BlackSpinner » Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:08 am

chunkyfrog wrote:Really burns when you are told your life's work was inconsequential?
Probably why my country did not go metric. Change is annoying.
Bah humbug. USERS!!!!!!

But hey maybe I can throw some pies at them. Yeah that would work!

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Re: Got any Pi Day jokes or observations?

Post by 2 B Sleeping Soundly » Sat Mar 14, 2015 11:13 am

VVV wrote:My account has been hacked. I was careless. Someone overheard me telling my wife that my password is the last four digits of pi.
jon k wrote:Oh VVV that made me laugh! Thank you!
While reading this thread and also laughing at VVV's Pi joke like jon k, my wife turns to me and asks what I am laughing about. After a couple of failed attempts to explain the joke to her I realized I am not funny and only some people can tell a Pi joke...

John

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