Spawned by bostonlass' thread and linda's suggestion, I decided to start this thread. Johnny, feel free to delete it if you feel it's inappropriate. I won't be offended. Okay, since it's my thread, we're playing by my (additional to the ones that already exist on the forum) rules. The one and only rule: No being nasty or raunchy. Saucy is okay, but don't cross the line. If you don't know where the line is, pm me, and I'll be happy to draw it in the sand for you. If you think that you'd like to talk to someone one-on-one, pleaaaaase take it to PM. Person-to-person conversations get tiresome on general forums.
Other than that, start with your intro and what you're looking for, and have fun!
WAY OT: Hosehead Singles
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CollegeGirl
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I'll start:
I'm a 27-year-old SW BBW - blonde, blue-eyed, 5'3", and pretty. If you don't know what BBW means, it's an acronym for Big Beautiful Woman. If you think that's an oxymoron, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
I'm looking for a SWM around my age (21-35 or somewhere around there). Your build, hair, eyes, etc. are not important. I went back to school a few years ago, and I'll be a college senior this year. I'll graduate with a degree in English (minor in Spanish) from a rather elite, top-20 liberal arts college (if you know what the Seven Sisters are, you can narrow it down). After a semester in Spain, I can now officially call myself fluent in Spanish, and a world traveler - and I love it. I hope to see much, much more of the rest of the world.
I love nature, (my friends roll their eyes when I point out a particularly beautiful sunset. Do you appreciate them the way I do?), music (I'm a singer), reading (Chaucer, Shakespeare, Toni Morrison, John Grisham, Dean Koontz - my taste is quite eclectic), writing, cats and dogs, children (though I don't have any), and romance.
I make the world's greatest girlfriend. I'm thoughtful, appreciative, and very loving. However, I will also challenge you. I'm anything but a doormat. I have my own mind and my own opinions and my own friends, and it will always be that way. I especially appreciate your thoughtfulness and creativity - an expensive dinner and a movie would not impress me as much as, say, a scavenger hunt that led to the setting for a cozy little dinner for two, followed by stargazing.
I hope you will also be creative, intelligent, and loving. And if you're at all interested and up for the challenge, PM me. I'd love to hear from you.
I'm a 27-year-old SW BBW - blonde, blue-eyed, 5'3", and pretty. If you don't know what BBW means, it's an acronym for Big Beautiful Woman. If you think that's an oxymoron, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
I'm looking for a SWM around my age (21-35 or somewhere around there). Your build, hair, eyes, etc. are not important. I went back to school a few years ago, and I'll be a college senior this year. I'll graduate with a degree in English (minor in Spanish) from a rather elite, top-20 liberal arts college (if you know what the Seven Sisters are, you can narrow it down). After a semester in Spain, I can now officially call myself fluent in Spanish, and a world traveler - and I love it. I hope to see much, much more of the rest of the world.
I love nature, (my friends roll their eyes when I point out a particularly beautiful sunset. Do you appreciate them the way I do?), music (I'm a singer), reading (Chaucer, Shakespeare, Toni Morrison, John Grisham, Dean Koontz - my taste is quite eclectic), writing, cats and dogs, children (though I don't have any), and romance.
I make the world's greatest girlfriend. I'm thoughtful, appreciative, and very loving. However, I will also challenge you. I'm anything but a doormat. I have my own mind and my own opinions and my own friends, and it will always be that way. I especially appreciate your thoughtfulness and creativity - an expensive dinner and a movie would not impress me as much as, say, a scavenger hunt that led to the setting for a cozy little dinner for two, followed by stargazing.
I hope you will also be creative, intelligent, and loving. And if you're at all interested and up for the challenge, PM me. I'd love to hear from you.
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CollegeGirl
- Posts: 1038
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Why not. I'm a 34 year old SW BUM, big ugly mug. Brown hair, blue eyes, beard, glasses. I made the supreme mistake of going to law school, but got out of the practice while I still had my soul intact. I'm currently working for a legal publishing company. I'm also about to complete yet another degree in industrial safety, with the hope of selling out to the big oil companies. I live in a no-horse town in Oklahoma. Yes, I live in a trailer, but at least I own it outright. My roommate the cat tolerates my presence as long as I keep him well fed.
I'm looking for a SWF, 28-38, who can make me behave like the pig that I am. I need a woman who can mold me, and teach me discipline. I need a woman who can break me down to the deep, dark recesses of my soul and then rebuild me into her ideal mate. A woman who can make me comply with her smallest whim, and make my greatest ambition in life be to follow at her heels wherever she leads me. Sort of a cross between Martha Stewart and a marine drill sergeant.
I'm looking for a SWF, 28-38, who can make me behave like the pig that I am. I need a woman who can mold me, and teach me discipline. I need a woman who can break me down to the deep, dark recesses of my soul and then rebuild me into her ideal mate. A woman who can make me comply with her smallest whim, and make my greatest ambition in life be to follow at her heels wherever she leads me. Sort of a cross between Martha Stewart and a marine drill sergeant.
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Sleepy-in-AL
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Guest, come out from behind mommy's coat tail and identify yourself if you have something constructive to say! I'm pretty sure eharmony.com doesn't have apnea on their list of compatability questions.Anonymous wrote:try eharmony.com, this a sleep support site not a dating service. We get enough spam as it is.
Can't take the full brunt of Martha's personality? Have to tone it down to that of a drill sergeant?Grimace wrote: Sort of a cross between Martha Stewart and a marine drill sergeant.
Sorry, couldn't resist! I'll leave now since I'm not a single.
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Rapunzel111
You Go CollegeGirl!
Finding a great man to share your life is hard enough without being a hosehead as we all are here.I appreciate your moxy.Who knows?You might find a great man and have a CPAP Built For Two!Ha ha.Good luck Girly!
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