OT: Apologies for Cousin Sandy

[amos]

To all my friends in the Northeast (if I have any left):

I understand that my Cousin Sandy did indeed pay you a visit. From what I hear, I understand that she left something of a mess. My apologies. She certainly wasn't the quiet, gentle Southern lady that she should have been.

However, cpappers are a strong, competent, committed group of people. I am sure that you will have everthing under control real soon.

If you still harbor any ill will against me, I hereby grant you permission to send me one (1) snow storm this winter.

amos

[Guest]

amous,
since you have no sense of humour your snowstorm was delivered to WV. do you have any kin in dem dare parts?
i will have to work on my but there is time to perfect that aim
you will then bee known as aimous
ha, ha , ha

[chunkyfrog]

All our rotten weather is non-transferable--says so right in the contract!

[lazer]

We've fared out much better than many but I haven't seen the sun in over a week and we apparently have a couple days to go yet for any chance of that. I feel for those that suffered damage and loss of power on top of the gloomy weather though.

[Boyce]

I don't see any humor in this.

Amos, Are you in touch with reality? I have my doubts.