Damn, most retarded sunburn, EVER!!!

[McSnoresalot]

Ok, have learned my lesson about trying to strap on the facehugger when you have a sunburn - not pleasant, especially peeling it off the next morning.

So now, first really nice weekend of the year - on Sat. got in an early round of golf, got home mowed the lawn and had a couple of beers while mowing and a couple more watching the ball game. About 2:00 or so, felt like catching a few zzzz's and the house was too hot, so drug the machine out on the deck and fell asleep in the hammock listening to the game.

Wifey wakes me up around 5 or so - laughing - holy crap, my whole forehead and half my face is lobster red - and everything covered by the mask is pale white - looks completely ridiculous.

Raccoon eyes (from wearing sunglasses) is bad enough, this is intolerable - at least I am bringing pleasure to others judging by the amount of snickering and comments I've been hearing.....

Mac

[chunkyfrog]

Redneck sunburn; revisited. . .
I feel your pain.

[squid13]

Get you some of that wipe on tan in a tube and use it to try and balance it out.

[LinkC]

Cmon....we're gonna need pictures! We promise we won't laugh (that you can hear..)!

[chunkyfrog]

Oh PLEASE post your results!

[ekubaskie]

There's worse. A lesson well learned: nude sunbathing is BAD, n'kay? Especially in mixed groups, where a fella might be kind of extra-exposed...

[BlackSpinner]

There's worse. A lesson well learned: nude sunbathing is BAD, n'kay? Especially in mixed groups, where a fella might be kind of extra-exposed...

Yep! Snorkeling in the nude - ones butt is out side the water. You feel every grain of sand, every seam, every wrinkle when you sit down for dinner.

[Starlette]

2nd on what they said (ChuckyFrog and LinkC)

Starlette

[-tim]

It could be worse. The cover of Mad from the last 70s had Alfred in the locker room with two other guys who were sunburn except for their shorts. Alfred was sunburn in the opposite bits.

[jlklinko]

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

[Slartybartfast]

Redneck sunburn; revisited. . .
I feel your pain.

I thought that's what the mullet was for. Y'know, to keep the sun off the back of your neck while you're working on the car jacked up on blocks outide your single-wide.

[Gerryk]

Come on where are the pictures? We all need a good laugh. Not being mean just a good laugh. Take one for the team.

[xenablue]

Oh man! I read this during my lunch break and was laughing so hard everyone was looking at me. Sadly no one would have understood the hilarity (sorry McSnoresalot.... errr... no I'm not really) of this visual except one friend at work whose hubby uses a CPAP - so then there were 2 of us laughing hysterically!

Thanks for the yucks, MS - tooooo funny

Cheers,
xena

[Starlette]

2nd Gerryk's request