Wanna be a bear

peg · Post by **peg** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:49 am

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself silly. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

I wanna be a bear.

Bet you are allowed to snore and choke and gasp.
Probably don't even need to wear a mask.
yep, I wanna be a bear.

Grabraham · Post by **Grabraham** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:02 am

I am with you on that ... and bears lose up to 25% of thier body wieght when the hibernate

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:01 pm

LOL when I miss read the title on this post I said to myself "Doesn't really suprise me Peg wants to be bare" Turned out the post was even funnier

peg · Post by **peg** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:03 pm

can't believe ya treat me that way!

DaLadyKazan · Post by **DaLadyKazan** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:06 pm

LOL.....I hope that by using my CPAP I catch what ever it is you have Peg! LOL...I love reading your posts!

Da

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:08 pm

peg wrote:can't believe ya treat me that way!

Hmmm and who coined the phrase "Its just a mask leak"

Love ya Peg

Grabraham · Post by **Grabraham** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:16 pm

Just incase you were thinking of trying it ..... the Mask Leak line does not work in a Business Meeting

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:31 pm

Great post, Peg. LOL!! (And you other nuts, too! )

peg · Post by **peg** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:53 pm

Grabraham wrote:Just incase you were thinking of trying it ..... the Mask Leak line does not work in a Business Meeting

You gotta have the mask on, sweetie. It just ain't the same with out it.