OT Your T-Shirt would say...

[Muse-Inc]

Fun stuff. Tell us what your t-shirt would look like...color, picture, words.

Mine would be purple with one of Tattoyu's images from his former avatar with one of the phrases I've posted in the past...I'm leaning toward Apnea Sleepwear...or maybe Sleep Survivor in bright yellow.

[jnk]

"Look at me: I can sleep and breathe, all at the same time!"

[tattooyu]

"I'm a hosehead!"

"Breathe easy, hosehead!"

"If you CPAP and you know it, clap your hands..."

[Rebecca R]

"I'm a hosehead!"

"Breathe easy, hosehead!"

"If you CPAP and you know it, clap your hands..."

"Look at me: I can sleep and breathe, all at the same time!"

Fun stuff. Tell us what your t-shirt would look like...color, picture, words.

Mine would be purple with one of Tattoyu's images from his former avatar with one of the phrases I've posted in the past...I'm leaning toward Apnea Sleepwear...or maybe Sleep Survivor in bright yellow.

[rogelah]

Picture of an elephant with a mask attached to the end of his trunk and a CPAP machine
connected to the mask by a hose. Caption: "It's Nose Head, Bub, not Hose Head!"

[Hoze-Zay]

I would be Hosehead
Hosehead's bio described him as an eager, but scatterbrained soldier, likely to mess up even the simplest instructions. He means well, but usually ends up causing more problems than he solves. He is binary-bonded to the Nebulan Lug, a former all-star athlete.

[Slinky]

Before xPAP:

I've used up all my sick leave ...
... So today I called in dead.

[plr66]

Before xPAP:

I've used up all my sick leave ...
... So today I called in dead.

Good one, Slinky!

[karessamom]

At this point it time it would say something like this

"I want it and I want it NOW" somekind of a 'whiner" or little child and holding a cpap mask or something!

[rogelah]

Before xPAP:

I've used up all my sick leave ...
... So today I called in dead.

[PST]

CPAP
See Pap run.
Run, Pap. Run.

[BlackSpinner]

Yeah - no way I am going to have the term hozer on a t-shirt. I have to snicker when I see people refering to themselves that way:

In Canada, hoser had a jocular slang term meaning "rube", and had been used by members of the same (working) class in Western Canada and Ontario towards others within the same class. Today, the word hoser evokes—sometimes sympathetically, with gentle ribbing, and sometimes negatively—a stereotypical Canadian male, typically lower to middle class, white and English Canadian. He is especially concerned with drinking beer and watching hockey or curling. The hoser is understood as a product of a poor and white upbringing, Hoser may also refer more generically to a rude and unkempt person, similar to the more universal terms boor, slob, and lout. However, like other such terms (e.g. jerk) it can also be used in a much more general sense as an all-purpose mild insult.

[WindFlyer]

How about one w/ the cpaptalk.com logo on it?

[jdm2857]

Breathing: It's not just for daytime anymore.



CPAP: ................. $549.00
Mask: ................. $129.00
Nipple Cream: ....... $9.99
Breathing: ............ Priceless

[headbored]

Mine would say CPAP HAVE YOU TRIED YOURS TODAY?