Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

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We Are All On To Your Deception

Post by roster » Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:47 pm

K,

ang iyong ina ay isang saging huminga. Ikaw lihim itago saging at may hatinggabi kasarian laro sa kanila. Ikaw ay walang lokohan isa.

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Re: We Are All On To Your Deception

Post by -SWS » Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:20 pm

rooster wrote:ang iyong ina ay isang saging huminga. Ikaw lihim itago saging at may hatinggabi kasarian laro sa kanila. Ikaw ay walang lokohan isa.
Man, oh man... I sure hope no one goes to the trouble of translating THAT one using a readily available Filipino-to-English translator.




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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by kopoloff » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:49 am

About timeI relented. I've joined the simian revolution. And more hair on my head.

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by grandmma » Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:08 am

Oh no! Koppy, you've defected! Cannot validate that! Cannot appreciate or even tolerate a banana, anyone near or eating a banana, or looking at one! Am I standing alone in seeing through these evil, satanic, foul abberations?

Say it ain't so, take it back! Stand firm!

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Re: News Item: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients

Post by LinkC » Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:55 am

travismcgee wrote:I think the authors are really stretching their conclusions as to the benefit of bananas
Are any of them named "Chiquita"?

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by kopoloff » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:54 pm

Oh no! Koppy, you've defected

Don't tell anyone, this is just a secret between you and me; I'm going undercover and infiltrating the ranks of the hairy ones. My coded reports on their activities will be posted here shortly. They'll be in Strine, so the hairy ones won't understand. See, I'm really sneaky!

sssshhhhhh!

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by grandmma » Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:19 pm

kopoloff wrote:They'll be in Strine, so the hairy ones won't understand. See, I'm really sneaky!
(Again just between you and me - ain't that the truth! "English" has multiple dialects! And the majority of those "hairy ones" definitely have trouble with our dialect! We don't, and we understand "their" dialect, so is it just a "them"....limitation? )

Wink wink , nudge nudge , say no more!
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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by mars » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:34 pm

What about DSM?
for an an easier, cheaper and travel-easy sleep apnea treatment :D

http://www.cpaptalk.com/viewtopic/t7020 ... rapy-.html

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by grandmma » Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:55 pm

Good point! Basic flaw in the plan there!
"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!"

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by kopoloff » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:20 am

SSSSHHH!!! he might not have noticed

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by grandmma » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:58 am

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!"

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by YouMaySayImaDreamer » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:09 am

makes it clear that further studies with sleep apnea sufferers is the next step. No doubt that will take time

Oh. **postpones plan to buy new machine that has Bananaflex™ with Smoothie Module™**
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will sleep as one

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by roster » Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:20 pm

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I have a vision that we will figure out an easy way to ensure that children develop wide, deep, healthy and attractive jaws and then obstructive sleep apnea becomes an obscure bit of history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ycw4uaX ... re=related

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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by SeaPappy » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:23 pm

My new mask.....Image....didn't lower my AHI, but my potassium levels are through the roof!!!
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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Re: Banana helps Sleep Apnea Patients (keyboard damage alert)

Post by dsm » Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:18 pm

kopoloff wrote:SSSSHHH!!! he might not have noticed


Hmmmm wonder what that shusshing noise is, mask leak ?, machine gone wild ?, someone step on a banana ?, I'd better take a looksee



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