OT--Thought you had breathing issues?

5aces · Post by **5aces** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:03 pm

Think again:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... -lung.html

Almost akin to "National Enquirer" reports!

RipVW · Post by **RipVW** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:09 pm

Now that's amazing! Never heard of anything like that before.

grandmma · Post by **grandmma** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:22 pm

Wow, how bizzarre is that!

What interested me is that the (so-called) experts all agree and state that it is impossible for a seed or tree to grow inside the human body - but there it was, and photographic proof. How many times have we all been told something by medical experts, only to prove them wrong?

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:18 pm

Well, I'm not an expert, but I'm very skeptical: a plant getting that far beyond seedling stage, without sunlight (photosynthesis) to support those two full inches of conversion to living organic matter. That's a tall dark plant for the lungs and a tall tale by my take.

More skepticism: http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2009/04/ ... -lung.html

Still, I think it's a plausible argument for targeted deforestation helping us to breathe better....

DreamStalker · Post by **DreamStalker** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:32 pm

I agree with -SWS ...

Hey! ... are you two (5aces & -SWS) related?

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:35 pm

DreamStalker wrote:... are you two (5aces & -SWS) related?

Same troop of monkeys: cpaptalk.

fuzzy96 · Post by **fuzzy96** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:41 am

oh yes i believe the tree grew in the lung - right next to the asparagus plant they missed.

btw monkeys can fly too lol

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:37 am

fuzzy96 wrote:...btw monkeys can fly too lol

I can vouch for the authenticity of that statement---after having had not one but two Rum Runners out on the patio last night.

5aces · Post by **5aces** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:20 pm

Would you like a Flying Monkey?

>>Hard to believe it's been 70 years!

Driver59 · Post by **Driver59** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:28 pm

Since it was in his lung, maybe he thought he was smoking a little herb and it was pine instead. Got to be careful what you're inhaling!
Don

Slinky · Post by **Slinky** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 12:56 pm

Ahhh, the wonders of computer graphics .....

Just put the seed in a glass of water and set it in the sunlight. Hmmmm. No sunlight!! Dang. So much for that idea. Ahh, the 'puter!

kopoloff · Post by **kopoloff** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:23 pm

and photographic proof

I've seen photographic proof that Santa got to the moon before Apollo 11. Even with my rudimentary skills I could create a photo like that using Photoshop.

And something just occurred to me. Why was it green? If a plant is kept in the dark for a while, it usually goes yellow. Then it dies

Was this posted on April 1st?

K

-SWS · Post by **-SWS** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:40 pm

5aces wrote: Would you like a Flying Monkey?

Our sworn enemies, 5aces...

So are these hideous creatures once again upon the threshold of moments soon to unfold in our part of the universe? Ancient hieroglyphs tell us these maligned dark creatures were driven nearly seven parsecs into the next quadrant.

If they are arriving, please inform high command in your Northern Sector. Godspeed, my friend. We shall drive them away as decisively as we did millennia ago. Count on it...

DreamStalker · Post by **DreamStalker** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:07 pm

Yes. Evil they are. They come and take away our women ... uh, and our puppies too.

5aces · Post by **5aces** » Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:08 pm

<<<<Click to Play!

Where evolution failed, we have succeeded, whether or not that is a good thing remains to be seen.
Primates and chickens have never been known for their flying prowess - much to the embarrassment of chickens especially, all that effort to grow wings only to spend your life in a constant state of disappointment, it's heart breaking.
Well help is at hand, call them obscure evolutionary hiccups, or call them what they are, very stupid - whatever you call them, the Flying Monkeys have been sailing around.
A flying toy monkey dressed like a superhero.The monkey wears a mask and a cape.

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