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OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by GumbyCT » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:41 am

I got this via email but thought you'd get a kick out of it.



Take this test and pass it on to your more literate friends..

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What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895...

Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?

This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA . It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , and reprinted by the Salina Journal.



8th Grade Final Exam:
Salina , KS - 1895

Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph
4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of 'lie,''play,' and 'run.'
5. Define case; illustrate each case.
6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.


Arithmetic (Time,1 hour 15 minutes)
1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. Deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. Wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3,942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1,050 lbs. For tare?
4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000.. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find the cost of 6,720 lbs. Coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft.. Long at $20 per metre?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt


U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton , Bell , Lincoln , Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, 1865.


Orthography (Time, one hour)
[Do we even know what this is??]
1. What is meant by the following: alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals
4. Give four substitutes for caret 'u.' (HUH?)
5. Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e.' Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis-mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane , vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks
and by syllabication.


Geography (Time, one hour)
1 What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas ?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North America
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia , Odessa , Denver , Manitoba , Hecla , Yukon , St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.

Notice that the exam took FIVE HOURS to complete.

Gives the saying 'he only had an 8th grade education' a whole new meaning, doesn't it?!

Also shows you how poor our education system has become and,
NO, I don't have the answers!

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Re: OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by travismcgee » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:26 am

I think humbling is an understatement. I'm surprised none of the arithmetic questions had cubits as a unit of measure.
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Re: OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by Babette » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:53 am

As a Living Historian (aka Reenactor) I just LOVE to tell school children that at my "home fort" (Fort Nisqually, Tacoma, WA), the Chief Trader got his sons up at 5 am to begin their studies in Latin, Arithmetic, and gosh knows what all (yeah, my pea brain can't remember it all this AM). It's the Latin that gets me. Anyway, the kids were aged 5, 4, and 3.

Yes. He was teaching Latin to preschoolers.

Good thing, too. One of them went on to become Premier of British Columbia.

I think we really underestimate the learning power of children and the potential that very young children have for vast amounts of learning.

I work in public education, specifically I support our Preschool and Gifted programs, and I feel we really are shortchanging our kids. They are capable of so much more, but we spend so much time PLAYING and poopsing around.

I don't believe children need all the strict discipline of our forefathers - those 8th graders never had the rod spared on them, I assure you - but academic rigor in the 19th century just boggles me when compared to what we are teaching kids today.

My 8th grade educated grandfathers (from Kansas & Oklahoma) still run circles around me intellectually. And I have a 4 year college degree.

Thanks for letting me rant.
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Re: OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by OldLincoln » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:25 am

I took Latin in high school (required). It was loaded with technical stuff (conjugal nouns, etc.) and I tried but didn't do so well. Had I flunked I would have to repeat it with the same (only) Latin teacher, so he told me he would give me a D- if I promised to never take Latin again. Now that was an offer too good to refuse!

As for the test above, I have to question it's validity. It's too close to walking to school 5 miles uphill through 2 foot deep snow (both ways). I know I didn't see anything like that on "Little House on the Prairie". Besides today, we'd have to know the 70,000 page tax code rates for suppliers and transportation and the subsidies of same, not to mention if we could deduct campaign contributions and consider federal handouts from our friends in Washington.
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Re: OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by Babette » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:01 am

You're supporting my theory that languages should be taught to MUCH YOUNGER CHILDREN than we teach them today. High School seems to me to be too late for many children to absorb languages effectively.

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Re: OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by Arizona-Willie » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:41 pm

As I read the snopes article , I could perhaps be wrong ... I was wrong once, I noticed they DIDN'T deny that it was an eighth grade test ... they only claimed it didn't prove our educational standards had slipped. They claimed the kids then had been drilled in those things so it wasn't exceptional for them to be tested on them.

A very weak case, indeed.

Must have been an entry by a teacher

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Re: OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by jnk » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:50 pm

Arizona-Willie wrote:As I read the snopes article , I could perhaps be wrong ... I was wrong once, I noticed they DIDN'T deny that it was an eighth grade test ... they only claimed it didn't prove our educational standards had slipped. They claimed the kids then had been drilled in those things so it wasn't exceptional for them to be tested on them.

A very weak case, indeed.

Must have been an entry by a teacher
Maybe the Snopes dudes were just mad because they failed the test!

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Re: OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by plr66 » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:16 pm

jnk wrote:Maybe the Snopes dudes were just mad because they failed the test!
Or maybe 1894 was the year that teachers started grading on a curve.
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Re: OT: A Most Humbling Test

Post by fuzzy96 » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:25 pm

wow makes me wonder if i rode the short bus. just can't remember that far back lol