101 daytime uses for your CPAP machine!

SickAndTired · Post by **SickAndTired** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:03 pm

At the risk of being reported to the ASPCA, I will just mention that using an xPAP's 'leaf blower' functionality, is a great way to satisfy a cat's curiousity about the new addition to their bedroom!!!

WAFlowers · Post by **WAFlowers** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:13 pm

Hmmm ... I wonder what my dogs will think of it. Roxy loves the wind blowing in her face!

Flower51 · Post by **Flower51** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:05 pm

Bubble wand! How fun would that be????? Just make sure not to let those tippy little plastic soap bubble bottles get the gook in your cpap! Terry

Flower51 · Post by **Flower51** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:07 pm

Dust bunny rounder upper (just chase those babies under the same couch, LOL...w/3 dogs we have a whole nother dog rolling through like tumbleweed everytime they walk through the family room!!!)

Snuffle-nose · Post by **Snuffle-nose** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:37 am

Hi fellow Hoseheads!

I'd use my cpap to dry out my chronicly moist snoz!!!!! [snoz=nose]

sir_cumference · Post by **sir_cumference** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:07 am

* Paper-weight

* Door stop

* Weights

* Ornament

* Whip (hose only)

* Food cooler

* Under-arm blow dryer (and other places)

* Low pressure hair dryer for the folic-ally challenged

* Art! (if you're really desperate or have no taste at all)

* Contemporary (if rather bland) neck-ware (hose again)

* White-(ish) noise generator

* Art Pallet

* Instrument of torture

* Toe stubber

etc. ect. etc.

Oh, yes sir_cumference has returned!

sir_cumference (to CPAP what Willie Wonker is to disposable nappies)

derek · Post by **derek** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 8:13 am

I posted this a few months ago...

rpalmer · Post by **rpalmer** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:14 am

Derek, that's classic!

I don't know what humidifier that is, but if it's heated, you could have boiled tropical fish for dinner (but then how would you get them out?)!

Rol

slumberer · Post by **slumberer** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:14 pm

I use the detachable end of my air hose to rebuff my cat when it begins whinning for food in the wee hours of the morning...one good blast seems to keep the feline intruder at bay for another hour or so.\

Gidgie · Post by **Gidgie** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:12 pm

Cyngen.....my massage therapist already suggested that. Too bad......I'm too short to be convincing.Hm............but it could still be useful for scaring little kids. Good for getting rid of telemarketers too. Tried it....just slap the mask on, mumble something & they hang up, not to be heard from again. Insect repeller, snorkle when you're trying to hide under the blankets......um. Well ok, let me think........

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:58 am

When staying at my brothers the battery powered blower for his airmatress ran out. I plugged in my cpap and had it inflated in half the time. And i am only at a 7.

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101 daytime uses for your CPAP machine!

101 daytime uses for your CPAP machine!

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