Just proving that medical people with decades of experience are frequently full of ****. I don't know why I don't learn my lesson. Why do I get on any forum knowing full well that someone is INEVITABLY going to ruin the positive social potential with vulgarity and, to boot, vulgarity about my wife?...

chunkyfrog wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 12, 2020 12:12 pm

The air intake is a long ways from the scene of certain undercover gaseous "crimes".
[[[Cpap protects me from the Dutch oven.]]]

First time I've ever heard the term Dutch oven. Had to look it up. Buahahahahahahahahahahaha Hilarious!

I'm especially fond of being completely buried for long periods of time under deep multi-layered thick, warm covers and never having to create a breathing hole or coming out for a breath of cooler, room-temp air. Its always the same comfy temp 'neath the security of the mask! Wow. I like covering m...

wife says I'm weird It's like third grade: Any time a girl says a boy is weird, it's really her way of saying she thinks he's cute and she likes him. So I suggest you just roll with it. Keep using CPAP and stick your tongue out at her and tell her she has cooties. That will show her. Your strategy ...

So I started using the machine a week ago. It didn't count my first two nights for some reason. I have used it for the full night since the beginning. I told my wife I like using the machine, that the air pressure feels good. She told me I'm weird. :) Note that she is an RN with decades of experienc...