SleepingUgly wrote:
I was planning to tie it around your neck... I'm sure you won't mind a bit (afterwards, anyway).

Oooh! Now you're talking, honey. You never told me you could be like that.

SleepingUgly wrote:
How do you control how deep it goes in?

Let me take care of that, baby.

I'm wondering if the way I have the hose routed toward the headboard (with the Hose Boss), the vent is hitting the hose and ricocheting back in my face. Are any of you Swift FX users using a hose management system, and if so, how is your hose routed? Honey, you can just tie that hose around me when...

I think my name and avatar says enough.

Honey, where is my ham sandwich? I'm waiting.

SleepingUgly wrote:What about turning on the CPAP to 20cm and just aiming the hose at your nails before attaching the mask? That might even be faster!

Why don't you go make me a ham and cheese sandwich? Forget the nails, I can't see 'em in the dark.

It's better to not argue with my wife. Find a new doctor.