This is true and I believe it! My uncle Stanley's nostrils are enormous and one is bigger than the other. He had to switch pillows every 6 weeks and now he makes his own out of stoppers. Anyways, one nostril is a little smaller because his nose is pierced on that side so now that nostril and hole ar...

Wow, I been gone a long time sleeping with my machine and all and now I needed a new mask and that ComfortLite 2 mask looked good to me so I made some angels out of popcicle sticks and sold them at the flea market to get some money and that mask was $80 and now it's $130 because that Respironics guy...

Whatever you do, do NOT use Borax! My Uncle Stanley did that one time and he regretted it. He had that mask on for about 11 hours and he started shaking and screaming and kicking all around. My grandma had to hit him with the flyswatter about 50 times before he ever woke up. When he got up, he said ...

All's I can say is do NOT plug up the holes! Believe me! You will regret it! When my uncle Stanley used to make my grandma mad, she would go in his room at night and cut his hair in his sleep or pour syrup on his breathing holes. Sometimes he would cough and wake up but one time he thrashed around a...

Wow! I put my card in my computer this morning and it said I had 500 apneas last night. Then, on the little picture of myself, it had little x's over my eyes. Now it won't let me download any more stuff because it thinks I'm dead. At first I was scared, but then I realized I'm not dead. My grandma s...

All I can say is this: do NOT curl up in a ball. Curling up in a ball is good for getting attacked but it is NOT good for sleeping. You will wake up in pain and you will regret it. Anyways, my Uncle Stanley failed 8th grade two times and 9th grade 1 time and now he invents stuff. He is pretty good a...

One time my Uncle Stanley's CPAPer went NUTS for no reason at all. When he turned it on it made a crazy noise and the hose started flying all around and slapping up the furniture and the walls. My grandma finally fighted it down with a spatula so my uncle could grab it and turn that machine off. Whe...

Rainout is bad and that's the truth! Believe me! I just got my new CPAPer the other day and I turned that humidifer up as high as it would go. It could have boiled some potatoes in that plastic box, and I nearly drownded in my sleep. I ordered me a heated hose and a catheter so now I won't ever have...

Wow! A hose cover sounds awesome and that's awesome! My uncle Stanley has sleep apnea and now my dad says I have it too. He overclocked my uncle's machine and made a "Y" adaptor for the hose so we could both use it. Anyways, that hose gets all filled up with water and then it drips in my nose and it...