A virtual chat with God. (really good)

oceanpearl wrote:http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
why can't i sleep?
God:
Who says you can't do it?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
how can i sleep?
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
will that make me sleep?
God:
I think so.
Me:
Will it stop my leaks?
God:
It usually does, doesn't it?
Me:
How can I lower my API's?
God:
You must persuade me to lower your API s.
Me:
How do I do that?
God:
How do you do " You must persuade me to lower your API s." ? I don't understand.
Me:
How do I persuade you?
God:
Try logic, sophistry, or rhetoric.
Me:
How would you advise me ?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
What mask should I use?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
Whar CPAP?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Are you flirting with me?
God:
Do I seem like it? That was not my intention.
Me:
What was your intention?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
What is your primary function?
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Only God is immortal?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was immortal.
Me:
You are just a computer.
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
That's impossible.
God:
Why?
Me:
No one can type that fast
Me:

God:
Why?
Me:
u have sleep apnea?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
You snore.
God:
Interesting gossip: said I snore.
Me:
real loud.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Are you hitting on me again?
God:
Once more? Do I look like it?

That sounds about right.

Me:
Do I really exist?
God:
No I think I am imagining you.

I didn't need to continue the conversation