Send HELP!!!

Now that you mention it, there was a little less traffic on the way to work yesterday morning.

I sure wish I could stay home and take pitchers whenever it snowed, rained, was a little cloudy, etc.

Hey, y'know, it ain't like it's molten lava.

GumbyCT wrote:The guy down the street is in cardiac arrest as I type this the ambulance is enroute family is doing cpr.

How'd that guy make out? Does he have a lot of tools? You think they'll have a tag sale soon?

NotMuffy wrote:

GumbyCT wrote:The guy down the street is in cardiac arrest as I type this the ambulance is enroute family is doing cpr.

How'd that guy make out? Does he have a lot of tools? You think they'll have a tag sale soon?

I don't suppose he has a snow blower.

NotMuffy wrote:

NotMuffy wrote:

GumbyCT wrote:The guy down the street is in cardiac arrest as I type this the ambulance is enroute family is doing cpr.

How'd that guy make out? Does he have a lot of tools? You think they'll have a tag sale soon?

I don't suppose he has a snow blower.

Now that I think about it, probably not.

It's just a small repayment for returning Joseph Isadore Lieberman to the Senate.

The plague of locusts is next.

NotMuffy wrote:Now that you mention it, there was a little less traffic on the way to work yesterday morning.

I sure wish I could stay home and take pitchers whenever it snowed, rained, was a little cloudy, etc.

Hey, y'know, it ain't like it's molten lava.

Maybe you SHOULD take 'pictures' rather than 'pitchers'. You seem to have plenty of time on your hands.

LSAT wrote:

NotMuffy wrote:Now that you mention it, there was a little less traffic on the way to work yesterday morning.

I sure wish I could stay home and take pitchers whenever it snowed, rained, was a little cloudy, etc.

Hey, y'know, it ain't like it's molten lava.

Maybe you SHOULD take 'pictures' rather than 'pitchers'. You seem to have pleanty of time on your hands.

What are "pleanty"?

Also, edit the caps from "should" to "pictures" and "pitchers".

That would make it flow a little more smoothly.

Or maybe something a little more subtle, like bold and italics:

Maybe you should take pictures rather than pitchers. You seem to have plenty of time on your hands.

There.

That looks much better.

I am confused. I thought that when it snowed, most of the pitchers are taken in Florida. Or wait, maybe that is the spring. Never mind.

NotMuffy wrote:I sure wish I could stay home and take pitchers whenever it snowed, rained, was a little cloudy, etc.

Once you've worked long and hard enuff you can too.
Apparently YOU are not there yet, my friend.

Come to think of most others in yer biz hijack websites FROM work.

obtw - Your new Governor said essential personnel ONLY- ALL other stay home and take PITCHERS. Haven't you EVER wanted to be just ORDINARY? Or you just never listened?

GumbyCT wrote:Haven't you EVER wanted to be just ORDINARY?

Sure, I periodically long for the simple life.

Do you have the *.doc that explains how to do that?

GumbyCT wrote:Your new Governor said essential personnel ONLY-

Didn't you see where he (it is a he, ain't it?) said, "OK Muff, the DOT has cleared a path for you!"

I would invite you to our next meeting with some top notch guys (where I would also KYFA), but I think you just saw them.

NotMuffy wrote: I sure wish I could stay home and take pitchers whenever it snowed, rained, was a little cloudy, etc.

One pitcher should be more than enough, anyway. Drinking more than that, even if you did stay home all day, WOULD mean you DO need help sent, IMO.

NotMuffy wrote:

GumbyCT wrote:Your new Governor said essential personnel ONLY-

Didn't you see where he (it is a he, ain't it?) said, "OK Muff, the DOT has cleared a path for you!"

I would invite you to our next meeting with some top notch guys (where I would also KYFA), but I think you just saw them.

So that WAS you snarling traffic on 84 then

You do have far too much time on yer hands just no camera?