Happy Valentine's Day: Ways to Seduce Your Mask Tonight?

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Starlette
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Happy Valentine's Day: Ways to Seduce Your Mask Tonight?

Post by Starlette » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:23 am

Happy Valentine's Day! Yes, love is in the air, fa la la la la
Question of the day: How do you plan on seducing your mask tonight for the sake of compatibility (keeping it on)?
*waggles a carrot towards MacSnoresalot hoping he'll respond to post*

Me, you ask? FFM has been the mask of choice. However, AGAIN, I had to brush him off last night due to his excessive farting.
You suppose I can run to Walgreens to get some beano or gas-x for an xpap mask??? I suppose only in my dreams. We've been sleeping so well together, what's his problem? Yes Dori, I'm still having issues with FFM. My sleeping partner tonight will be the very sexy pretty in pink Ms. Swift FX. I always feel sooo sexy and feminine in pink. She embraces my nose quite well and leaves no marks on my face the morning after. She has *cough* some leak issues from time to time however she's ALOT more discreet about it than FFM AND she NEVER slaps my face while doing so, I give her BIG kudos for that!!! At least she doesn't wake me up in the middle of the night with gas issues like FFM. It doesn't get any better than that

Ok, that is about as good as its gonna get with my writing ability Have a great day everyone!

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Maxie
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day: Ways to Seduce Your Mask Tonight?

Post by Maxie » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:27 am

I love my nasal pillows. Who wouldn't love two prongs pushed up your nose nightly but the results are so impressive!