New TSA rules?

rosacer · Post by **rosacer** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:16 pm

Mine are real

jnk · Post by **jnk** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:26 pm

Mathieu Larocque, a spokesman for the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority, said Friday the agency cannot detail specific pat-down procedures authorized in Canada "for security reasons." But Larocque said Canada's procedures are not identical to those used by the TSA and have not recently changed. . . . There are currently 36 full body scanners installed at Canadian airports; the federal government ordered 44 in total following last year's failed Christmas Day terror attack. -- http://www.vancouversun.com/news/airlin ... story.html

GumbyCT · Post by **GumbyCT** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:29 pm

BlackSpinner wrote:Yes you forgot your falsies.
Flight attendant has to remove breast prosthesis

Wow I see you are busty....er I mean been busy. How do you find these?

GumbyCT · Post by **GumbyCT** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:32 pm

rosacer wrote:Mine are real

oh we'll have to take a look at those

rosacer · Post by **rosacer** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:35 pm

I knew your was a TSA! You can check your wife instead.

GumbyCT · Post by **GumbyCT** » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:03 pm

I've got a few years of practice under my belt

tomjax · Post by **tomjax** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:34 am

Speaking of Nancy Pelosi, I recently got an e-mail warningi to NOT open an e-mail containing a link that said " attached link to nude picture of Nancy Pelosi.

Please do NOT open this if you get one.

This is perhaps the most frightening one I have ever encountered.

It contains a nude picture of Nancy Pelosi.

BlackSpinner · Post by **BlackSpinner** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 4:11 pm

GumbyCT wrote:
BlackSpinner wrote:Yes you forgot your falsies.
Flight attendant has to remove breast prosthesis
Wow I see you are busty....er I mean been busy. How do you find these?

There is another board i am on where this is considered a BIG issue and people were finding all these links so I thought I would share them.

But Yeah I am busty too.

jnk · Post by **jnk** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:30 pm

Here's a column in the WSJ from a guy who sounds even madder than I am. (In both senses.):

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... 49756.html

When will Americans declare the Transportation Security Administration a terrorist organization?

The TSA has evolved far beyond shaking down little old ladies for hair gel and children for liquid-filled snow globes.

Now it snaps naked pictures with creepy Advanced Imaging Technology machines, subjecting you to unknown health risks from radiation. And if you don't want to submit to this high-tech horror, one of its tub stackers will gladly pat down your genitals instead.

. . . Terrorists are indeed a threat. But terrorists do not have their hands on our pants.

. . . Mr. Pistole appeared before senators as a classic literary archetype: the terrorist hunter who became something of a terrorist himself, sanctimoniously reserving the TSA's power to pat down our privates.

. . . And where does Mr. Pistole's argument end? If a little touching ensures our safety, wouldn't a cavity search ensure it further? Clearly, we'd be safer flying naked with no luggage at all.

If you don't like it, don't fly. That's essentially how Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano recently put it -- as if the airline industry needs another round of bankruptcies.

This strange nightmare began with three strange words: Osama bin Laden. Anybody know where he went? Or is our government too busy molesting the flying public to keep looking?

—Al Lewis

...and on a lighter note:

kempo · Post by **kempo** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:09 pm

Someone try to justify this search of a 3 year old child: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT30LWH8p4E

jnk · Post by **jnk** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:22 pm

kempo wrote:Someone try to justify this search of a 3 year old child: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT30LWH8p4E

And that was under the old rules, since that footage is from 2008.

http://www.nydailynews.com/travel/2010/ ... mera_.html

GumbyCT · Post by **GumbyCT** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:47 pm

BlackSpinner wrote:But Yeah I am busty too.

Are you teasing me too? Gonna tell me to see my ex-wife now?

timbalionguy · Post by **timbalionguy** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:23 am

Obamacare..... The discreetness of the TSA....the compassion of the IRS!

Maybe they should just put all the passengers in cryo before a flight.

drj130 · Post by **drj130** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:16 am

While looking at all of the posts here, found something that might get a few chuckles.

http://celebrifi.com/gossip/Taiwan-CGI- ... 43124.html

David

roster · Post by **roster** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:12 am

As a longtime fan of the original Candid Camera, this brought a chuckle this morning. It was written by Peter Funt, Allen Funt's son. Peter co-hosted the show for some time.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... ns_opinion

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