Goofproof's Top Ten

Goofproof · Post by **Goofproof** » Sun May 18, 2008 11:22 am

TOP Ten Reasons not to join the Forum & Fill in your Profile:

10. My Aluminum Pyramid Hat has a crack in it.

9. My typing fingers are tired from, filling out sex offender forms every time I move.

8. I don't want the "Mothership" to find me, Again.

7. I don't want share what I know, I have all the awnsers, but I'm going to keep them for myself.

6. I like to feed the masses, (Spam) but don't want to be found out too quickly.

5. My Ex trolls the internet, trying to locate me. (She's only interested in the 10 years back child support I owe.)

4. I don't have a address, I live in my car, and hack my WiFi where I can.

3. I don't belong here, I don't have Sleep Apnea, I'm allergic to O2.

2. I don't have time, I'm in training to swim De-Nile.

And the Number One Reason:

1. I'm in the Witness Protection program, due to testifying about DME Fraud.

yardbird · Post by **yardbird** » Sun May 18, 2008 11:53 am

BAHAHahahahahahha

please..... stop.... you're killin me...

RipVW · Post by **RipVW** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:17 pm

Good reasons, all :<)

roster · Post by **roster** » Sun May 18, 2008 1:11 pm

Excellent Goofproof!

alnhwrd · Post by **alnhwrd** » Sun May 18, 2008 3:49 pm

Very, very very good!!!

Fredman · Post by **Fredman** » Sun May 18, 2008 3:49 pm

Just what the doctor ordered!

roster · Post by **roster** » Sun May 18, 2008 4:26 pm

Fredman wrote: Just what the doctor ordered!

You didn't like it?

Fredman · Post by **Fredman** » Sun May 18, 2008 4:31 pm

Sorry Rooster a bit of clarification!