And now for a little CPAP humor...???

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vdol52
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And now for a little CPAP humor...???

Post by vdol52 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:23 pm

What did the frustrated, sleep-deprived hosehead say to his DME?

Man, this equipment really "BLOWS", (followed by a few choice expletives.

Okay, that was pretty bad, but try this one on for size.

The Sleep Apnea version of the Seven (or more) Dwarfs:
1. SLEEPY
2. SPACEY
3. GRUMPY
4. FRUMPY
5. LAZY
6. CRAZY
7. BITCHY
8. TWITCHY
9. ACHEY
9. and last but not least...FRAZZLE


Any more I missed? Which one are you?

Ok, you can stop throwing tomatoes now!!


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Post by jla930 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:30 pm

Clever!

Here are some you missed:

LEAKY
STRAPPY
HOSEY
SNOREY
MASKY
PAP
FULLFACE

vdol52
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Yes

Post by vdol52 » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:05 pm

Good ones!!!

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Post by Guest » Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:31 pm

You can't forget this dwarf:

Gassy

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Post by lilsheba » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:20 pm

No one mentioned Blowy!

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Post by echo » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:19 am

Sticky? ... from the tape hahahahaha (tapey just didn't sound funny enough)

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Post by JillyBlue » Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:48 am

Let's not forget the dwarves' village elder:

Ol' Toughnose.
"Just what you want to be, you will be in the end." -- Justin Hayward