Julio and Willie Singing

General Discussion on any topic relating to CPAP and/or Sleep Apnea.
User avatar
Titrator
Posts: 580
Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2004 1:58 pm
Location: Oak Ridge, TN

Julio and Willie Singing

Post by Titrator » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:46 pm

(Singing)...

To all the masks I've worn before.
Most of them now in a drawer.
I know I'll buy again, to find the perfect REM.
To all the masks I've worn before...

Your turn.

_________________
Humidifier: IntelliPAP Integrated Heated Humidifier
Additional Comments: Patiently waiting for the Intellipap Auto Software
Image

User avatar
Patrick A
Posts: 1251
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:00 am
Location: San Diego, Mexifornia
Contact:

Post by Patrick A » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:23 pm

Don't give up your day job !

But as far as I am concerned that's the new theme song!
Don't Bend or Squash, My Aluminum Hat,it keeps them from knowing what I am thinking!
I need more Coffee&Old Bushmills!
"Without Truckdrivers America Stops!"
I'm not always wrong,but I'm not always right!
"Semper Fi"

User avatar
Snoredog
Posts: 6399
Joined: Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:09 pm

Post by Snoredog » Tue Oct 17, 2006 1:22 am

I thought he sang beer for my men and whiskey for my horses....

or was it whiskey for my men and beer for my horses....who knows

I know tequila makes your clothes fall off.

User avatar
kteague
Posts: 7768
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 8:30 pm
Location: West and Midwest

Julio and Willie Still Singing

Post by kteague » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:01 am

(singing)

To all the snores I've had before
My AHI is so much lower
I know I'll breathe again, my new mask is a gem
To all the snores I've had before

To all the thoughts I'd known before
That went fleeting out the door
Left me hangin in mid air, my memory gone from there
To all the thoughts I'd known before

To sleepless nights I've tossed before
With rumbling snores to beat folklore
I know I'll sleep again, my life is on the mend
To sleepless nights I've tossed before

To all the pillows tried before
Feathers soft piled more and more
Whether it be pap or foam, my head will no more roam
To all the pillows tried before

To all the folks who cared before
Who thought I'd die for sure
I'll be around a while, I'm no longer in denial
To all the folks who cared before

(slower)
I'll be around a while, I'm no longer in denial
To all the folks who cared before

The End

Q: How do you know when it's time to treat your sleep apnea?
A: When a pillow has more memory than you do!

(Loving my memory foam pillow!)

Kathy


_________________
Mask: TAP PAP Nasal Pillow CPAP Mask with Improved Stability Mouthpiece
Humidifier: S9™ Series H5i™ Heated Humidifier with Climate Control
Additional Comments: Bleep/DreamPort for full nights, Tap Pap for shorter sessions

sidesleeper

Post by sidesleeper » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:49 pm

I love it!
Your so talented!
What a hoot!

User avatar
rested gal
Posts: 12883
Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:14 pm
Location: Tennessee

Post by rested gal » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:10 pm

wow, Titrator and Kathy!

Ya'll are good!


*humming now*...

User avatar
birdshell
Posts: 1624
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:58 am
Location: Southeast Michigan (Lower Peninsula)

Post by birdshell » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:11 pm

Kathy, that was so AWESOMELY done! Love it.
Be kinder than necessary; everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

Click => Free Mammograms

SelfSeeker
Posts: 779
Joined: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:25 pm

Post by SelfSeeker » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:15 pm

Titrator and Kathy that is good.

Kathy LOL at the joke. Hopefully treatment is sought way before that. Unfortunately, not many people or doctors would suspect sleep apnea, until most memory is gone.

_________________
Mask: Hybrid Full Face CPAP Mask with Nasal Pillows and Headgear
Additional Comments: HH 0, snuggle cover, My new love Aussie Hose: sleepzone.com.au, Nasal Aire II EncorePro 1.6 & SmartCard reader
I can do this, I will do this.

My disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, nor have I ever worked in the health care field Just my personal opinions.

bairdbeth
Posts: 109
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:26 pm

Post by bairdbeth » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:17 pm

What talent we have here!

User avatar
Offerocker
Posts: 1109
Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:08 pm
Location: ...I forget...

Post by Offerocker » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:10 pm

To all the masks I've loved before,
and ended up throwing on the floor
You never will believe
What gave me such relieve
To sleep, to dream as never before

To all the pillows I once used
Now it's a different one I'm accused
of being with more and more,
for it's the one I'll love forever more

proof that we're not ALL talented!

_________________
Humidifier: HC150 Heated Humidifier With Hose, 2 Chambers and Stand
Software: Encore Smart Card Reader - USB
Additional Comments: Comfort Sleeve
Respironics Auto C-Flex, HC-150, Activa, CL2 Simple Cushion, ComfortSleeve, Saline Snorter.

bairdbeth
Posts: 109
Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 9:26 pm

Post by bairdbeth » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:53 pm

Looks good to me! By the way I got my comfortsleeve. It looks great with the monogram! Thanks!

User avatar
Offerocker
Posts: 1109
Joined: Tue Jan 24, 2006 5:08 pm
Location: ...I forget...

Post by Offerocker » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:11 pm

bairdbeth wrote:Looks good to me! By the way I got my comfortsleeve. It looks great with the monogram! Thanks!
THANKS, BETH!

I'm always happy to hear those words!

And yours was among the first that were monogrammed. I am so happy that you are pleased with it! I'm considering making covers for the hoses on the masks also; some have hoses and some don't. It would be good to have all hoses insulated.
It was also great getting to know you!

Kathleen

_________________
Humidifier: HC150 Heated Humidifier With Hose, 2 Chambers and Stand
Software: Encore Smart Card Reader - USB
Additional Comments: Comfort Sleeve
Respironics Auto C-Flex, HC-150, Activa, CL2 Simple Cushion, ComfortSleeve, Saline Snorter.

User avatar
rustynail
Posts: 86
Joined: Sat Apr 30, 2005 8:01 pm

Post by rustynail » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:09 am

Thanks Titrator, what a wonderfully fun idea.....

(clearing her throat and passing around earplugs before breaking into song....)

To all the sites I've seen before
and promptly showed them to the door.
To never doubt again,
my searching has an end,
my home's cpap.com

To all the wise I've read right here,
your words of wisdom I hold dear.
Don't know how I survived,
without knowledge I derived
from my cpap.com

(ok, who's turn next?)


Tricia: who used to drink scotch but has changed to tequila, hence the singing.....

User avatar
kteague
Posts: 7768
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 8:30 pm
Location: West and Midwest

All in fun

Post by kteague » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:44 pm

Hey, Snoredog, Rustynail is drinking tequila!

_________________
Mask: TAP PAP Nasal Pillow CPAP Mask with Improved Stability Mouthpiece
Humidifier: S9™ Series H5i™ Heated Humidifier with Climate Control
Additional Comments: Bleep/DreamPort for full nights, Tap Pap for shorter sessions

User avatar
Patrick A
Posts: 1251
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 1:00 am
Location: San Diego, Mexifornia
Contact:

Post by Patrick A » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:10 pm

Author Message
kteague
Hey, Snoredog, Rustynail is drinking tequila!
Are you sure about that it could be OLd Bushmills and Coffee !!
Don't Bend or Squash, My Aluminum Hat,it keeps them from knowing what I am thinking!
I need more Coffee&Old Bushmills!
"Without Truckdrivers America Stops!"
I'm not always wrong,but I'm not always right!
"Semper Fi"