CPAPSALM 23

roster · Post by **roster** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:20 pm

CPAPSALM 23

1 CPAP therapy is my shepherd; I shall not choke.

2 He maketh me to lie down on strange looking, expensive pillows: he leadeth me beside the heated humidifier waters.

3 He restoreth my blood-oxygen levels: he leadeth me in the paths of REM sleep for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death by asphyxiation, I will fear no mask: for 10 cm pressure art with me; thy Snuggle Cover and thy Pad-A-Cheek they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest an air flow before me in the presence of mine apneas: thou anointest my head with headgear; my rainouts floweth not over.

6 Surely consistent breathing and restful sleep shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of CPAP therapy fo................ until someone invents something a darn lot better!

Sleepless in St. Louis · Post by **Sleepless in St. Louis** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:34 pm

Thou arst demented Rooster.

May the Cpap gods shine a beacon of light on thee and thine.

Tim

greyhound · Post by **greyhound** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:08 pm

Mike Moran, you've got competition

preemiern · Post by **preemiern** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:47 pm

Rooster--I am rolling on the floor right now--unfortunately I'm at work and no one would understand....
You definitely got me beat!! LOL!!

Bookbear · Post by **Bookbear** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:04 pm

Even unto the third and fourth reading, verily I say unto you, Rooster, ROTFLMAO!

hornplayer · Post by **hornplayer** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:01 pm

hose humor at it's finest
thank you

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:36 pm

Love it, rooster! Love it! Love it!!!!

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:43 pm

greyhound wrote:Mike Moran, you've got competition

Not competion, just another warped mind sharing the other kind of therapy.

Very well done Rooster

bdp522 · Post by **bdp522** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:09 pm

Thank you, I really needed that today!

Brenda

kteague · Post by **kteague** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:24 pm

Rooster, Rooster, Rooster! I'm just shaking my head. The creativity around this place blows my mind.

Kathy

Gidgie · Post by **Gidgie** » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:58 pm

kteague......if that's the only thing blowing your mind...........you've got trouble!!

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:47 am

This one needs to be made into a sellable plaque for the CPAP generation! Beautiful! What a fun way to start my day (thank, Karen, for the link).

whatrdreamsmadeof · Post by **whatrdreamsmadeof** » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:04 pm

i'm humbled..........thanks keep the humor coming i need it!!!!!!!!!!!

Craig S. NY · Post by **Craig S. NY** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:19 am

I just stumbled across this.

It really fits!!!

Well said Rooster!!!

whatrdreamsmadeof · Post by **whatrdreamsmadeof** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:45 am

Let's amend the bible and put it in every hotel, maybe the hotels will get on board and put outlets etc in the room...........YOU ROCK Rooster

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