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Now this is funny stuff ....

idamtnboy wrote:As we men get older we become less fire nozzle and more garden sprayer! I think I use more TP cleaning up #1 than I do #2!

TMI! And you're smiling? Well, you do have a good attitude.

carbonman wrote:...so.....does anyone know how Northern Tissue and
the Starship Enterprise are alike????







They both circle Uranus, wiping out Klingons.
Hope this helps.

OK, so I made this TP origami:



No place for Klingons to hide now!!

Mollete, your TP looks like it may be too "strong" for my tender parts, so maybe origami is a better use for it?!!!

No, can't run fast at all. I'll have to HIRE someone to do my "dirty work".

Wow, such double meanings!

Dori if your house gets toilet papered you know who did it.

It can't be Kevin, he's in "time out" but he may have Mollete do his dirty work!

Stormynights wrote:Dori if your house gets toilet papered you know who did it.

khauser wrote:No, can't run fast at all. I'll have to HIRE someone to do my "dirty work".

Wow, such double meanings!

I had someone coming in and doing the "dirty" work for years. It was a lot cheaper then couples counselling and effective too. For some reason all my partners were neat freaks and I am not.

Years ago my husband said he wished I would stop cleaning the house. He doesn't say that anymore.

ems wrote:

DoriC wrote:OK, you asked for it...Kevin, you're in time out and take all your friends with you!!

Kevin... you are in big trouble now! I hope you're a fast runner cause she is gonna get ya


Hey... Northern TP is on sale at Target. Come to think about it... TP would make a lovely holiday gift. Everyone uses it.

Yes, Dori... I'm drinking.

I have been down with a chest cold for a couple of days and am late to the party.

When I was growing up, mother would occasionally run out of TP. One year dad ordered a whole case of it and he and I wrapped it in Christmas paper and put it under the tree. Mother was mad when she saw the large box. She thought it was a TV and she had not been able to help select the new one. When she was opening the package she couldn't understand what it was, why was a TV in a TP box. We got a giggle out of that one.

No one has mentioned the Sears and Roebuck. Also sort of John Wayneish. But there was another purpose for it. A friend's father was a toddler when they immigrated from Norway. So while sitting on the throne they could learn English by reading and comparing the picture with the written word.

When I was 10 mother took me to Norway. I was amazed that their TP was so hard and thin. You could use it in the kitchen to wrap sandwiches. Another use could have been as air mail letter paper, hard, thin, and polished.

When we visited Ukraine 20 years ago, we took along cheap (Fred's) pocket packs of facial tissues, as TP was scarce, rough, and crisp.
As the drinking water was a bit more than questionable, many of us were suffering from turistas; and "Fred" was a friend, indeed.