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mollete wrote: Perhaps it would be more helpful to install a roll of Bounty on the wall.

In most public restrooms they use such cheap TP that I do bring in paper towels into the stall.

But, they don't flush very well at all & can cause a MAJOR blockage.

Public restroom attendants don't like me at all!

Fortunately, I avoid public restrooms as much as possible for that reason alone. Urinal use is acceptable.

ems wrote:Can't believe the "govmint" hasn't been mentioned even one time.

I roll from the top - Charmin and sometimes Northern. When my kids put on a roll, it's usually from the bottom. When my granddaughter puts on a roll, it usually ends up on the bathroom floor.

Bad upbringing.

If you like your toilet paper, you can keep it. (or flush it......or whatever)

Couldn't resist.


Den

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Stormynights wrote:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Nobody knows. It has never been done.

Stormynights wrote:

Stormynights wrote:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Nobody knows. It has never been done.

Ha. I live with THREE women (no, its not a harem ... two are my daughters and the third is a friend of theirs).

I am the ONLY person to change TP. Sometimes I will find a new role placed on top of the old tube, so apparently the hard part for them is choosing which way it comes off!

Stormynights wrote:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Only 1 (to call the wife).

I AM just kidding !

Actually my husband will change the roll too. Now if he could just learn how to clean the stool on occasions. I think he believes it is self cleaning.

Stormynights wrote:Actually my husband will change the roll too. Now if he could just learn how to clean the stool on occasions. I think he believes it is self cleaning.

Maybe you saw my comment awhile back in another topic. As we men get older we become less fire nozzle and more garden sprayer! I think I use more TP cleaning up #1 than I do #2!

Are we in our second childhood? One could think so after reading all this bathroom humor!

StuUnderPressure wrote:

Stormynights wrote:How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Only 1 (to call the wife).

I AM just kidding !

Nope... I don't think you are kidding!

We better straighten up before Dori catches us.

Stormynights wrote:We better straighten up before Dori catches us.

Yeah... this time she'll know for sure we've been drinking.

OK, you asked for it...Kevin, you're in time out and take all your friends with you!!

DoriC wrote:OK, you asked for it...Kevin, you're in time out and take all your friends with you!!

Kevin... you are in big trouble now! I hope you're a fast runner cause she is gonna get ya


Hey... Northern TP is on sale at Target. Come to think about it... TP would make a lovely holiday gift. Everyone uses it.

Yes, Dori... I'm drinking.

Well, with all of these TP users drinking and driving their keyboards around this forum thread , I think Dori is going to have to call and elicit help from Sheriff to round all of them up. Be careful Sheriff, I hear some of them varmints are using black-market generic one-ply TP

Kevin do NOT toilet paper Dori's House either.