So Well wrote:Rooster has not posted for some months. Are you Rooster in disguise???
(I do agree with you or both of you, whatever the case may be.)
So . . . I am—or am not—a rooster in disguise?
But what ever the case you do agree with both of us?
Now you have me (or is it both of us?) thoroughly confused.
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Actually, I was being a mite bit sarcastic.
Up to three months ago, I kept falling out of bed.
But I somehow learned to "unlearn" turning on my right side when sleeping.
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IT'S NOT
THAT FUNNY, SO WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
Our bed is especially high, with double mattresses (so my princess doesn't feel her pea), and you practically have to do a running start and the Fosbury Flop to get into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4W6VA0uLc
When you do turn too hard in that bed and inadvertently end up rolling into empty space, it can range from majorly disorienting to being flat-out terrifying.
To awaken from a falling dream, and realize that, you are now awake, and indeed plunging through darkened space!
And then, inevitably, the unforgettable "WHAMFFF TTTHHHUUUDDD!!!" jolting impact of a hard landing, (which sounds all the world like wet laundry hitting the floor) and the exquisite, unforgettable "pain of defeat" (as they used to say on ABC's skiing sports intro) as you bones, joints and organs absorb the blow.
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But somehow, (through sheer desire?) I have trained my body not to turn and sleep on its right side.
Also—and I mastered this years ago—when I'm in a nightmare, I can look down at my feet, see that they are planted on the ground, and that somehow cues me to the fact that I am in a dream.
I continue dreaming, but without the sickening intensity, I can really enjoy the dream . . . as a dream.
Unless it's a VD, but that's a whole nother story, fortunately very few of those these days.
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Still the point remains, and it's a beaut:
If you can train your body not to turn, your tongue to maintain a position, and your dreams to lose their "I'm actually living this now" perspective (can one be "trained" to do the opposite, i.e. realize that one is dreaming when the body is awake and walking in the real world?), then, well, I think that the
possibility that one can "train" themselves away from SDB seems less fantastic, yes?
Now ask yourself:
1. Am I attracted to this thought and wish to explore it further?
or
2. Upset that I may have wasted so much time on CPAP, so I figure it's better to dismiss this whole thing as an outlier, a fantasy, and return to the warm, welcoming vagina that is my sleep mask.
Yeowza.
Btw, I hate this new, tiny print CPAPtalk has switched to, it's like watch marching ants. Ugh. Please change it back.