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On pregame rest: "I usually take a two-hour nap from 1 to 4."

Did Yogi say that? Sounds like him.
How about this one?
"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
Baseball never will be the same without him.

chunkyfrog wrote:Did Yogi say that? Sounds like him.

Did Yogi Berra Really Say All Those Things He Said? - New York Times 9/23/2015

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/24/sport ... lored.html

and ...

That one was posted at work (county engineering)
The most memorable were the road stripes, often painted over some desiccated varmint,
--probably dragged into position for a final selfie.
Some people get their panties in a twist over these, but the dearly departed had already crossed over!
At least part way!

The Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two
young people show up. One is a good looking lad in
his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde
about the same age.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar
coat the job. This is one ferocious lion. He killed my last
tamer so you guys better be good or you're history.
Here's your equipment, a chair, a whip and a gun. Who
wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair,
the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's
cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to
charge her. About half way there, she throws open her
coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up
to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to
lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her
feet.

The circus owner is shocked. He says, "I've never
seen a display like that in my life." He then turns
to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"

“No problem,” the young man replies, "just get
that lion out of the way."

Not funny, Papit.

ChicagoGranny wrote:Not funny, Papit.

100% agree.., definitely NOT funny

I thought it was funny. Ya can't please everyone, ya know?

Funy or sexist, it's still so old it wears Depends!

chunkyfrog wrote:Funy or sexist, it's still so old it wears Depends!

Now that is true. And funny. Or ageist?

Lucyhere wrote:I thought it was funny. Ya can't please everyone, ya know?

Are you blonde? By the way...you have great udders.

LSAT wrote:Are you blonde? By the way...you have great udders.

Now THAT is funny.

I'll let you know if it is still funny after the beer wears off.

LSAT wrote:

Lucyhere wrote:I thought it was funny. Ya can't please everyone, ya know?

Are you blonde? By the way...you have great udders.

Oh no, here we go again