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Therapist wrote:

Papit wrote:Sure he's a different race and religion than ours, but I know,
after all your years of teaching me tolerance, that you won't mind
the fact that his appearance is a little different than ours. I'm sure you will
love him as I do. His family background is good too! I am told that
his father is an important gun dealer in his village.
That's actually a very important government position where he comes from.
Well, I guess that's all! Now you know why I wanted you to sit down when
you read this letter. Ha, ha!

This is bigoted and racist, Papit. It does not belong in this forum.

Part time Therapist, full time Political Correct Police (Person)

Maybe a "Anger Management) Therapist Jim

I am always surprised at some of the things in the dollar store.

I have NO IDEA who that is supposed to be; but my family's attorneys will be in touch!

chunkyfrog wrote:I have NO IDEA who that is supposed to be; but my family's attorneys will be in touch!

A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in.

She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asks.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in- law explains.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaims.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law answers.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can't get enough of me!"

The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned.

When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"This is my love dress," she whispers sensually.

"Needs ironing," he says. "What's for dinner?"

He never heard the gunshot.

A serious thing but still amusing. BTW, I'm all in on this one when it's marketed

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/07/2 ... p=features

I'm a proud owner of bacon scented sunscreen.

Bump. Cracked me up good.

ameriken wrote:I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.

A Dr. on TV said that in order for us to have inner peace we should always finish things we start, which will bring us a sense of satisfaction in our lives. We also should find ways to bring more calm and relaxation.

So I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished. I found a bottle of Merlot, a botle of Jack Daniels, a bodle of Bayleys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box f choclitz. Yu haf no idr who fablus I feel rigte now. Sned tis to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum!

Typical male. Or maybe he had an apnea event...

http://www.barstoolsports.com/iowa/if-y ... ty-inside/

I'm with you Granny! Excellent point!

Bryan