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Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:47 am
by danimal71
Jaylee wrote:danimal71 wrote:Goofy wrote:Well ya'll, I don't really care if the back has carpet because that's sexy too!
I know, I know, there are a lot of ladies that think that's gross (why do you think they make long handled razors in the men's section)!
But I can't help myself I have to get out the napkins to wipe up the drool!
Well I have those requirements met. It's not a shag carpet though. There's a tattoo back there to.
A tattoo of what?
My dog. I got it after she died from cancer in her lungs. Thinking about getting another tattoo back there. I have one on each arm too.
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:49 am
by danimal71
Goofy wrote:
You all are a HOOT!
I'm with Jaylee, what kind of tattoo? And shag or not as long as the hairy chest is there!
Bones wrote:
What about hair on their head ?
You know why men are bald don't ya? To many u-turns under the covers!
Bones wrote:I don't have a hairy chest. Grass doesn't grow on a playground.
Bones, I can't comment cuz it wouldn't be nice and we are trying to keep this kind of clean!
Patrick A wrote:Oh! ......never mind.
Patrick A, sweet heart I just don't know what to tell you except us ladies have to vent somewhere!
It's not a bald spot....it's a solar panel for a sex machine
I have a full head of hair btw.
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:34 am
by Patrick A
Goofy wrote:
You all are a HOOT!
I'm with Jaylee, what kind of tattoo? And shag or not as long as the hairy chest is there!
Bones wrote:
What about hair on their head ?
You know why men are bald don't ya? To many u-turns under the covers!
Bones wrote:I don't have a hairy chest. Grass doesn't grow on a playground.
Bones, I can't comment cuz it wouldn't be nice and we are trying to keep this kind of clean!
Patrick A wrote:Oh! ......never mind.
Patrick A, sweet heart I just don't know what to tell you except us ladies have to vent somewhere!
Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:17 pm
by Goofy
danimal71 wrote:It's not a bald spot....it's a solar panel for a sex machine
I have a full head of hair btw.
Ok danimal71 it's time you really let us ladies know the spects. Height and Age and for me weather your chest is hairy not your head! How can we decide which one of us would best match with you if you don't give us details?
Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk
Patrick A, did I or did I not see Semper Fi at the bottom of your post?
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 5:47 pm
by danimal71
6'4" 39 y\o.....hairy chest that gets manscaped. It's not like a jungle though. I am also married. I'm a flirt not a cheat....just clarifying that.
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:21 pm
by scrapper
danimal71 wrote:6'4" 39 y\o.....hairy chest that gets manscaped. It's not like a jungle though. I am also married. I'm a flirt not a cheat....just clarifying that.
GOOD FOR YOU!
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:25 pm
by Jaylee
Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:52 pm
by Goofy
danimal71 wrote:6'4" 39 y\o.....hairy chest that gets manscaped. It's not like a jungle though. I am also married. I'm a flirt not a cheat....just clarifying that.
Damn the bad luck! danimal71 you are in the age bracket, definitely the height bracket, gotta quit the manscaping and I will definitely flirt but as far as I'm concerned, you are OPP (Other People's Property) and I don't go there so tell your wife!
Jaylee wrote:Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.
Jaylee, don't throw me under the bus! We don't want to make his wife mad!
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:00 pm
by Patrick A
Jaylee wrote:Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.
Smarting off to you
DADis not flirting!!
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:08 pm
by Goofy
Patrick A wrote:Jaylee wrote:Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.
Smarting off to you
DADis not flirting!!
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:10 pm
by Bones
Patrick A wrote:Smarting off to you DADis not flirting!!
Maybe not, but it's quite entertaining for the rest of us
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:16 pm
by Patrick A
Goofy wrote:danimal71 wrote:It's not a bald spot....it's a solar panel for a sex machine
I have a full head of hair btw.
Ok danimal71 it's time you really let us ladies know the spects. Height and Age and for me weather your chest is hairy not your head! How can we decide which one of us would best match with you if you don't give us details?
Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk
Patrick A, did I or did I not see Semper Fi at the bottom of your post?
Yes You did Uh Rah!
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:38 pm
by danimal71
Goofy wrote:danimal71 wrote:6'4" 39 y\o.....hairy chest that gets manscaped. It's not like a jungle though. I am also married. I'm a flirt not a cheat....just clarifying that.
Damn the bad luck! danimal71 you are in the age bracket, definitely the height bracket, gotta quit the manscaping and I will definitely flirt but as far as I'm concerned, you are
OPP (Other People's Property) and I don't go there so tell your wife!
Jaylee wrote:Eh, I already have a married man I flirt with. I don't have room for another. Goofy can flirt with you instead.
Jaylee, don't throw me under the bus! We don't want to make his wife mad!
Thanks a lot....you know have Hip Hop Hooray....hooo....hey....hoooo....stuck in my head!
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:57 pm
by Goofy
Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk
Patrick A, did I or did I not see Semper Fi at the bottom of your post?
Yes You did Uh Rah!
Well Sir, I didn't think you would go thunk being a Marine and all!
Re: Totally off topic.... Perverts Only!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:51 pm
by Patrick A
Goofy wrote:Patrick A wrote:Full Beard ! Full Head of Hair! Hairy all over........ never mind thunk
Patrick A, did I or did I not see Semper Fi at the bottom of your post?
Yes You did Uh Rah!
Well Sir, I didn't think you would go thunk being a Marine and all!
That should have been THUD from the Cast Iron Skillet......SWMBO