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Jaylee wrote:A man who cooks, lucky girl she is!

Oh, I forgot to mention... You can only have a man who cooks if you are a woman who can ask a man out on a date. (It's the all-or-nothing principle of traditional values--you aren't allowed to pick and choose only the ones that benefit you... )

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:A man who cooks, lucky girl she is!

Oh, I forgot to mention... You can only have a man who cooks if you are a woman who can ask a man out on a date. (It's the all-or-nothing principle of traditional values--you aren't allowed to pick and choose only the ones that benefit you... )

When I was married, it was ridiculous. I was like a Martha Stewart wannabe. I was very domestic. I do hate to cook, though. But I cooked my husband's breakfast, lunch and dinner every single day. I hear he has lost a ton of weight since I left.

I could totally ask a man on a date, I just haven't found one that I like yet.

Jaylee wrote:I could totally ask a man on a date, I just haven't found one that I like yet.

You go, Girl!

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:I could totally ask a man on a date, I just haven't found one that I like yet.

You go, Girl!

Okay, I lied. Having thought about it, I probably would not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go to the corner. Got it.

Jaylee wrote:Okay, I lied. Having thought about it, I probably would not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go to the corner. Got it.

Fake it until you feel it. Actually, just fake it...through the phone call and all (when you figure out who you want to ask... It must be hard given that you don't like very many people, except me, Patrick, and Brain_Cloud...and we're not real... )

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:Okay, I lied. Having thought about it, I probably would not. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go to the corner. Got it.

Fake it until you feel it. Actually, just fake it...through the phone call and all (when you figure out who you want to ask... It must be hard given that you don't like very many people, except me, Patrick, and Brain_Cloud...and we're not real... )

I like anyone with a nickname. So yes, you, Cloudy and Dad are all liked. However, Cloudy doesn't talk to me anymore. I do like people. Did I say I didn't? I probably did. It isn't so much that I dislike people, as it is that I get annoyed easily.

Jaylee wrote:I do like people. Did I say I didn't? I probably did. It isn't so much that I dislike people, as it is that I get annoyed easily.

You said something to that effect... That it's hard for you to like people or something like that. I am going to send Brian over to your house. You are going to like him.

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:I do like people. Did I say I didn't? I probably did. It isn't so much that I dislike people, as it is that I get annoyed easily.

You said something to that effect... That it's hard for you to like people or something like that. I am going to send Brian over to your house. You are going to like him.

Don't even joke about that, Uggy.

Jaylee wrote:

jdm2857 wrote:

Jaylee wrote:

DreamStalker wrote:Oh goody. I love to be foed ... somebody foe me please please please.

Does it tell you if someone foes you? Quick, someone foe me. Foe me DreamStalker, that sounds like fun!

If you can wait a minute, I'll go get my sea sponge and paint.

Now see, I didn't get that, Jeff. Sorry. It is late and perhaps it went over my head.

Where is Brain Cloud? He is supposed to be watching me in Uggy's absence. I hope she is not paying him good money not to supervise me.

I did watch. And now I'm going to tell. I've collected a thick dossier on your activities, and it makes for some appalling and scandalous reading.

But so as not to tire SU in her current state, we'll dispense with the dossier and put it in a nutshell:

Well, the long and short of it is, the youngster went wild and began tossing "come hither" looks at all and sundry, showing no discretion or taste, taking up with the most depraved and sordid posters you can find around here, until at length Patrick was obliged to hose the poor thing down, lest things go too far.

That's about it.

brain_cloud wrote:Well, the long and short of it is, the youngster went wild and began tossing "come hither" looks at all and sundry, showing no discretion or taste, taking up with the most depraved and sordid posters you can find around here, until at length Patrick was obliged to hose the poor thing down, lest things go too far.

At least he didn't hit her with a frying pan. Brian is not depraved or sordid, so I'm going to send him over to you right away. He will darn some wool socks for your little tootsies. After that he'll make you some hot milk. And then he'll read some nice journal articles to you on the topics of: nasal resistance, hypopharyngeal obstruction, and auto-titration in the home vs. the lab. Sweet dreams!!

Sharon1225 wrote:Hope your post surgery is going well. Is it for sleep apnea?

Yes. Good luck with your surgery, Sharon.

I have to be good from now on. I must think Convent thoughts. I can't help it, my hormones have gone totally awry lately, thanks to so many men with good vocabularies. Which is hardly my fault, right?

Jaylee wrote:I have to be good from now on. I must think Convent thoughts.

I gotta' be honest with you: If you are going to be a funeral-director nun, you are really going to limit your pool of men to choose from.

I can't help it, my hormones have gone totally awry lately, thanks to so many men with good vocabularies.

You mean Brain_Cloud? He is married! (Course so am I, and that hasn't stopped you from flirting with me... )

SleepingUgly wrote:

Jaylee wrote:I have to be good from now on. I must think Convent thoughts.

I gotta' be honest with you: If you are going to be a funeral-director nun, you are really going to limit your pool of men to choose from.

I can't help it, my hormones have gone totally awry lately, thanks to so many men with good vocabularies.

You mean Brain_Cloud? He is married! (Course so am I, and that has stopped you from flirting with me... )

Well to be fair, I flirt with everyone. And no, not just him, there are a lot of men here with good vocabularies, you are just too drugged up to notice!