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snoremonger wrote:You guys are nuts! Have you all always been this crazy or is this something that I have to look forward to with cpap?

Oooo, a newbie! You've got lots to look forward to as your O2 sat climbs back to where it belongs and you go through REM rebound .

So glad I hired Bill as Program Director can't wait to get on NoseAIR.

For the newbie,

Yes the sky will be a different color in your world too. Turns out to be a very nice blue once the brain fog burns off LOL

OMG, it's contagious!
Everybody is getting in on the act. You guys are hilarious!!


Yes, new one, after you start CPAP therapy you become "nutty as a squirrel turd!"

I have a comidien you can hire.

My husband Tom will keep any one laughing through the hose.

Severeena wrote:I have a comidien you can hire.

My husband Tom will keep any one laughing through the hose.

Got just the forum for him Leak Nights with Tom Same format as most talk shows but will have a bed instead of a couch and celebrity guests will have to wear masks. Can't wait to hear Arnold say " I'll be back" with a CPAP cranked up to 13. LOL

Mike, I'm going to hit Johnny up to buy some paid programming time in the middle of the night to promote their products. We have to be careful not to run afoul of any FDA regulations on that, but it should be possible. I'm running it past the corporate attorneys now.

All those untreated apneics who are awake through the night are a great potential viewing target audience that we cannot ignore!

Cheech and Chong's "Nice Dreams" or "Up the Hose". Laugh while you watch Cheech and Chong struggle to find the perfect ac/dc converter so they can pap the bong while cruising down the highway in thier ride.

Sleep Stalker - A washed up tabloid reporter searches night after night for the perfect night's sleep. But every evening he is plagued by the demons that every CPAPer faces: mask leaks, rainout, RLS, painful masks, improper titrations, etc. The problem is that no one, not even his boss, believes that this is the reason he falls asleep at his desk instead of writing Pullitzer winning exposes!

DME - The day to day events that happen at a "typical" DME, with the focus on a different employee each week. It will show their lives, their loves, the interactions with other employees, doctors, insurance companies, suppliers and customers. Stories to be based on real events. Is it black comedy? Drama? You decide! We call it "black dramedy".

THESE WERE THE FUNNIEST SO FAR I'VE EVER READ. EVERYONE, GREAT JOB. I HAVE TEARS POURING DOWN MY FACE.

I can't even state which ones were the best. Each time I thought I heard it all, there was yet another one. They all seem so obvious once you read them, but coming up with them is no easy trick.

I have to mention, DESPERATE HOSEWIVES!!! LOL!!!!!

WAFlowers wrote:DME - The day to day events that happen at a "typical" DME, with the focus on a different employee each week. It will show their lives, their loves, the interactions with other employees, doctors, insurance companies, suppliers and customers. Stories to be based on real events. Is it black comedy? Drama? You decide! We call it "black dramedy"

Bill we may have to pull this one. The horror content might just exceed an R rating. Especially if we consider the violence content when customers are involved. Its never pretty when they mess with sleep deprived people. LOL

Bill,

Maybe we can sell Johnny spots between shows. The middle of the night is our Prime Time. Paid programming should be during the day when we all are sleeping.

Are you talking about the Port-a-Potty Johnny or the Johnny on the Spot port-a-potty?

LOST : A group of unsuspecting hoseheads are trapped on a desert island (They were mysteriously transported to the island through their CPAP machines). Unbeknownst to them they are being stalked by renegade DMEs threatening to assault them with outdated masks and machines. Will the hoseheads survive or be "sucked in" by the DMEs??? Tune in next week...

Hey...this is fun!
Amy

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Amy,

Just when I think there can't be any more good ones left, you show me I'm wrong. That is hysterical!!! What could you use for the "monster" on the island, a gigantic LEAK??? I know, humongous BREEZE on LEGS!!!!! (sorry, just had to do it)