In eighteen eighty three, Albert A. MichaelsonGumbyCT wrote: Ok which one of you scholars knows the definition of the "Speed of Light'?
Set out to measure the true speed of light.
When he was done, said he "Relativistically,
Measured en vaccuo, 'C' is just right!"
(and what makes you think I'm still traveling home at 2:59? Don't you know the 29-minute rule?)



