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BleepingBeauty wrote:

DreamOn wrote:................................... THE "BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL" ...................................

I need one of those!

*And I wish I knew how to "play" with photos like that. Very creative, DreamOn!

Perhaps this picture should be posted on the Wiki for newbies. They can then know the proper way to wear their almuminum hat when going to their DME. It's also not a secret, just tell the DME outright that the hat is to prevent them from reading your thoughts, Now just give me the machine I want and I will be out of here.

DreamOn wrote:

BleepingBeauty wrote:I need one of those!

You can have one too, BB! Cost is $19.95. Cash only. Specify preference for blue light, white light, red light, or no light. Offer valid for a limited time only. Void where prohibited by law.

Thanks! I'll have to find out if it's legal in Arizona to "foil" my DME's dastardly intentions before I submit my order.

Oh, and is it possible to have one made-to-order, with ALL of the lights on it? I need all the protection I can get! I'll pay extra.

Gerryk wrote:It's also not a secret, just tell the DME outright that the hat is to prevent them from reading your thoughts.

BleepingBeauty wrote:Oh, and is it possible to have one made-to-order, with ALL of the lights on it? I need all the protection I can get! I'll pay extra.

A new and improved version of the "Blue Light Special Tin Foil Hat", incorporating suggestions from you both. Three different lights for Bleeping Beauty (for extra protection) and a special anti-mind-reading device for Gerry (to prevent the DME from reading his thoughts).

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BleepingBeauty wrote:I'll have to find out if it's legal in Arizona to "foil" my DME's dastardly intentions before I submit my order.

(It is legal in all 48 contiguous United States (which includes Arizona). Not sure about Alaska, Hawaii, Canada, Australia, Mexico, China, India, or anywhere else in the world.)

Thanks! I'll have to find out if it's legal in Arizona to "foil" my DME's dastardly intentions before I submit my order.

Oh, and is it possible to have one made-to-order, with ALL of the lights on it? I need all the protection I can get! I'll pay extra.

Isn't subverting a DME considered a public service? That would entitle you to an extra light on the helmet.

NO NO NO my friends!
I have it from reliable sources that Respironics tin foil hats are a foil, and fry your your brains!!!!
They're part of the Industry / DME conspiracy!!!
Please DreamOn -- they may cause terrible combustion when used with other other companies' masks!

Organically grown staw hats, are much better for all purposes.

O.

Autopapdude wrote:Isn't subverting a DME considered a public service? That would entitle you to an extra light on the helmet.

Sorry, there is no more room on the hat for another light. It would topple over, and then be ineffective for its intended purpose.

ozij wrote:
NO NO NO my friends!
I have it from reliable sources that Respironics tin foil hats are a foil, and fry your your brains!!!!
They're part of the Industry / DME conspiracy!!!
Please DreamOn -- they may cause terrible combustion when used with other other companies' masks!

Organically grown staw hats, are much better for all purposes.

(I think that Ozij may be an Industry plant. Either that, or she's worn a tin foil hat too long, fried her brains and has gone cuckoo. )

DreamOn wrote:

Autopapdude wrote:Isn't subverting a DME considered a public service? That would entitle you to an extra light on the helmet.

Sorry, there is no more room on the hat for another light. It would topple over, and then be ineffective for its intended purpose.

I thought the Subverting a DME award got you a BLINKING light? NO? YES?

Ozij loony tunes?...now that really is hilarious

DreamOn wrote:

Autopapdude wrote:Isn't subverting a DME considered a public service? That would entitle you to an extra light on the helmet.

Sorry, there is no more room on the hat for another light. It would topple over, and then be ineffective for its intended purpose.

ozij wrote:
NO NO NO my friends!
I have it from reliable sources that Respironics tin foil hats are a foil, and fry your your brains!!!!
They're part of the Industry / DME conspiracy!!!
Please DreamOn -- they may cause terrible combustion when used with other other companies' masks!

Organically grown staw hats, are much better for all purposes.

(I think that Ozij may be an Industry plant. Either that, or he's worn a tin foil hat too long, fried his brains and has gone cuckoo. )

Me? A male? See what happens when you use Respironics tin foil hats? You lose the ability to distinguish the most basic thing in life...

O.
O.

ozij wrote:Me? A male? See what happens when you use Respironics tin foil hats? You lose the ability to distinguish the most basic thing in life...

Oops! Um...so sorry, ozij. Fixed. Perhaps I have been wearing the hat too long -- or maybe not enough. Or maybe I need to get my eyes checked, huh?





Looks like you're well protected there, Kathy!

DreamOn wrote:

ozij wrote:Me? A male? See what happens when you use Respironics tin foil hats? You lose the ability to distinguish the most basic thing in life...

Oops! Um...so sorry, ozij. Fixed. Perhaps I have been wearing the hat too long -- or maybe not enough. Or maybe I need to get my eyes checked, huh?

One of them, I guess... No problem.

O.

Why the need for something preventing DMEs to read customers' minds?

I've had the impression they can't even read their own minds.They seem to need a tin foil hats and
lead cubicles to be able to concentrate on what, again, was essential both in business and for customers.

I am started to see why I forget to ask what I had planned to or get what I had planned to when I go to me DME.

NO NO NO my friends!
I have it from reliable sources that Respironics tin foil hats are a foil, and fry your your brains!!!!
They're part of the Industry / DME conspiracy!!!
Please DreamOn -- they may cause terrible combustion when used with other other companies' masks!

Organically grown staw hats, are much better for all purposes.

D. M. E= Drastic Medical Experiment. They're clearly behind the conspiracy. I bet the initials even have numerological significance.

omg, I've been laughing so much throughout this thread. Overdosing on "the best medicine", I am!!!

carbonman, you're a mess!

I didn't think you could outdo your first post in this thread, but you did! With your post on page 5!
viewtopic.php?p=438336#p438336

I had to answer the phone just as I finished that one.
I was laughing so hard, my first words came out:

Iroorz wkh bhooz eulfn uzdg.

The worst thing was -- the person on the other end of the line UNDERSTOOD me!!

I hung up. Had to have been an alien!!

I had to answer the phone just as I finished that one.
I was laughing so hard, my first words came out:

Iroorz wkh bhooz eulfn uzdg.

OH MY GOODNESS! That is the secret code of the Master of the Temple. You are now one of the initiated.