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Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:46 pm**

jnk wrote:A carbonman audio transcript I WOULD pay $17 for!

There you go running ther price up! I was going to offer my 2 cents worth.

Jerry

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:04 pm**

((( OK, I'm going to distract carbonman while you guys approach him from behind.... )))

carbonman wrote:Is there an Inner Circle within this forum?

Yes. But you of the Inner Circle are all very generous in sharing your Wisdom with those of us who are lowly peons, mere mortals that we are. I genuflect to you, Enlightened One.

Mary Z wrote:I'm paranoid, but I think carbonman speaks the truth. Some folks have their own agenda and it results in duplicity. Having said that I have been helped as well as made fun of (not joked with) on this forum. I still visit as there's good info here.

All kidding aside for a moment....

Mary, I'm truly sorry this happened to you. I know that you aren't the only person that's felt that way. Unfortunately, we are all too human. I'm glad you decided to stick around for the good stuff. There really are a lot of very helpful people here. I've only been here a few months myself. It took me a little while to get used to all the different personalities. But everyone has a special place here. The different approaches and viewpoints only add to the unique "flavor" of this forum.

Back to the silliness briefly....

I want one of those tin-foil hats. It may come in handy when December 2012 arrives ("end of the world" and all that).

YOU GUYS REALLY CRACK ME UP!

~ DreamOn

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:44 pm**

jnk wrote:I prefer the Respironics tin-foil hats over the ResMed tin-foil hats.

jeff

Adding conflict to the conspiracy now? Care to elaborate on the superiority of Respironics tin-foil hats?

r

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:52 pm**

Rebecca R wrote:
jnk wrote:I prefer the Respironics tin-foil hats over the ResMed tin-foil hats.

jeff
Adding conflict to the conspiracy now? Care to elaborate on the superiority of Respironics tin-foil hats?

r

The Respironics tin-foil hats have bright blue lights on them, so for me, that's much safer!!

Pam

Posted: **Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:08 pm**

carbonman wrote:Is there an Inner Circle within this forum?
Is it just a preception?
Is there a conspiracy to deny or withhold knowledge?
Is there a dark, protected clique of hosers
that know all the cpap truths, but deny those in the
Outer Circle, those truths that would lead to cpap nirvana?...
...

.... welcome to the Matrix.... you want the blue or the red pill ?

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:03 am**

WearyOne wrote:
Rebecca R wrote:
jnk wrote:I prefer the Respironics tin-foil hats over the ResMed tin-foil hats.

jeff
Adding conflict to the conspiracy now? Care to elaborate on the superiority of Respironics tin-foil hats?

r
The Respironics tin-foil hats have bright blue lights on them, so for me, that's much safer!!

Pam

Mine has Flashing Blue lights and a Siren!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:16 am**

6PtStar wrote:Quote Carbonman: Audio transcripts available on request for a nominal fee. Visa, MasterCard or Paypal accepted.
All rights reserved.

What format? MP3, 8Track, mini casette, CD, DVD??????? Just wanted to make sure I can play it before I order!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry

Also, do we have to have a Prescription on file to order? Can we fax it in?

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:16 am**

And make sure you get that tin foil hat from an accredited DHE (Durable Hat equipment) supplier. The technician has to fit it to your head exactly and hook it up to the smart card to check the leak lines on his computer - eventually.

However if you do go that official route - be aware that the smart card can be used to program the hat to reverse the function making you a slave of the DHE.
This software is not available to regular people, it can be downLoaded secretly if you are one of the Illuminati secret circle however.

Special tin foil hats are available of the internet from the underground secret circle also if you know the password, these are controlled by the initiate only.

Note however that the "smart card" can not be used to increase your "smartness"

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:23 am**

Note however that the "smart card" can not be used to increase your "smartness"

OTOH, using it may reveal that you're smarter than your foes may thing... keep it under your hat, just to be on the safe side.
O.

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:40 am**

Rebecca R wrote:
jnk wrote:I prefer the Respironics tin-foil hats over the ResMed tin-foil hats.

jeff
Adding conflict to the conspiracy now? Care to elaborate on the superiority of Respironics tin-foil hats?

r

You know, I'm really glad you asked. It is a secret, but I'll tell you if you don't tell anyone else. Promise? OK.

The new Respironics Solar-System-One tin-foil hat automatically senses the humidity that escapes out of the top of your head during sleep and makes adjustments based on room temperature. This, in turn, allows your brain to retain maximum humidity while preventing humidity-sensing aliens from finding you and initiating brain-rainout, which, under some circumstances, could lead to alien-induced-hat-related encephilitis lethargica, commonly called sleeping-sickness-brain-drip. No other brands currently have this amazing new preventative measure built right into their tin-foil hats. The inner circle has been aware of this marketing development for years, but was sworn to secrecy about it. Hope that helps.

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:08 am**

Hmmm... My hunch is that right around now ordinary-hat people are wondering if there really are so many foil-headed CPAP Illuminati pawns among us...

Dear ordinary-hat people--YOU be the judge:

Thank you for your time and consideration!

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:50 am**

Naw, CarbonMan's been reading Taylor Caldwell's, Captain and the Kings, and remembers John Kennedy referring to "the gnomes of Zurich" and is just getting paranoid as our government gets closer to screwing up our health care.

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:56 am**

Personally, the only time I use illuminatium is to wrap a roast while baking.

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:01 am**

Carbonman, yes, there was an elephant in the living room, and in your skillful and humerus way, you made us look. And also laugh at it. Great thread!

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:45 am**

Recognizable elephant as it is, I am genuinely starting to think that overly-technical discussions indirectly create far more turmoil on this message board than benefit. So I will do some very serious soul searching about the intangible cost/benefit ratios...

Enjoyed the humor immensely, Carbonman! Your post in this thread was my favorite Carbonman humorous post to date. So I will once again bump your masterpiece:

carbonman wrote:Is there an Inner Circle within this forum?
Is it just a preception?
Is there a conspiracy to deny or withhold knowledge?
Is there a dark, protected clique of hosers
that know all the cpap truths, but deny those in the
Outer Circle, those truths that would lead to cpap nirvana?

Is there a cpaptalk Illuminati?
What secrets are they protecting?
Where are the links to their secret meetings?
Is Johnny merely the front man for this shadowy power?

Are the RT's and DME's that deny, mislead and confuse the
brain dead newbie, just pawns that act as a visible smoke screen,
for the Enlightened Ones?
Is the purpose of this forum just an illusion of help?
Is the true purposes of the forum to hide the true and real
knowledge of cpap therapy? Are gluing, strapping and pillow
mutilation just a diversion to hide the real solutions to cpap success?
Are there truths out there that would free us from the enslavement of the hose?

Are the ones who are presented as the purveyors of advance knowledge here...
are they the true Enlighteded Ones or are they only chosen pawns, meant
to cover for the real Inner Circle?

I realize that these are unpopular ideas and questions.
In light of recent posting here, this must be brought out into the light of day.

I know that there will be much self-serving banter meant to misdirect
these thoughts and steer the quest for the real truth away from true enlightenment.
If you choose to ignore this cry for the truth, in the dark of the night,
these thoughts and questions will deny you the REM that you long for.
I am prepared to endure the slings and arrows that will be cast upon me.

Whether you perceive me as friend or foe, leaker or lurker,
strapper or gluer, cflexer or EPRer,
I offer no apology for my actions.....just like a bump in the night.....
the truth is out there.

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