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carbonman wrote:

carbonman wrote: Where are the links to their secret meetings?

Iroorz wkh bhooz eulfn uzdg.

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carbonman wrote:Iroorz wkh bhooz eulfn uzdg.

This is, infact, a legitimate cryptogram,
with a legitimate solution.

DreamOn wrote:

carbonman wrote:Iroorz wkh bhooz eulfn uzdg.

This is, infact, a legitimate cryptogram,
with a legitimate solution.

Got your message, carbonman! Now I know where the links to the secret meetings are. Do I win a prize? A free transcript maybe?

Wrwr, zh'uh krph!

Rebecca R wrote:You're so clever Dream on! I saw an amazing theatre production of that this year--with a real dog, and I got the DVD for Christmas.

DreamOn wrote:

carbonman wrote:Iroorz wkh bhooz eulfn uzdg.

This is, infact, a legitimate cryptogram,
with a legitimate solution.

Got your message, carbonman! Now I know where the links to the secret meetings are. Do I win a prize? A free transcript maybe?

Wrwr, zh'uh krph!

Rebecca R wrote:It was DreamOn's reply that gave it away to me!!!