Re: Happy Holidays from SantaCPAP!
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:06 am
HO! HO! HO! Old SantaCPAP loves this rendition of my favorite poem! HO! HO! HO! Getting very busing now at the North Pole, just a few days until time to load the sleigh for my busiest night of the year!SuperGeeky wrote:All right, I'll get it started...
"Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
not even my spouse;
The CPAP hose was hung
by the bedpost with care,
In hopes that Santa CPAP soon would be there...."
And Ma in her kerchief
And I in my Papcap,
Had just settled down
To a long therapeutical nap -
When out on the lawn
There rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the arousal.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer...
With a little old driver so lively and fat,
I knew in a moment it must be Santa CPAP.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney Santa CPAP came with a REM rebound.
He was dressed all in cotton and velcro from his head to his foot,
And his Pee Jays were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of 'bricks' he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a Respiratory Tech. just opening his pack.
His eyes how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose scarred from CPAP Therapy!
He had a broad face and a big round belly
That shook when he laughed like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump -a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to laying out masks, hoses and other stuff,
And filled all the prescriptions without a 'Starbucks'
And laying his finger aside of his netipot,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose from the spot...
He sprang to his sleigh, to his Medical Team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all and all a Good Sleep Tonight!!"
