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jdm2857 wrote:Breathing: It's not just for daytime anymore.



CPAP: ................. $549.00
Mask: ................. $129.00
Nipple Cream: ....... $9.99
Breathing: ............ Priceless

PST wrote:CPAP
See Pap run.
Run, Pap. Run.

Those of us who remember Dick and Jane will love this one!

jnk wrote:

jdm2857 wrote:Breathing: It's not just for daytime anymore.
CPAP: ................. $549.00
Mask: ................. $129.00
Nipple Cream: ....... $9.99
Breathing: ............ Priceless

Oh boy, this is now my favorite!!!

Mine would be blue and would say...

"No it's not raining, those are tears. I have to go back to work after being off for two glorious weeks".

Of course my t-shirt would have to be long and very large to get all the verbiage on it...

My second T-shirt would say...

CPAP doesn't suck....It blows.

It would be a better version of this (I just threw this together in paint...I think it's time for bed. )

"I'm a papper, he's a papper, she's a papper, wouldn't you like to be a papper too."

With apologies to Dr. Pepper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_4VdV5KvgU

PST wrote:CPAP
See Pap run.
Run, Pap. Run.

FUNNY! Excellent! (mind if i steal that one from you?)

jdm2857 wrote:Breathing: It's not just for daytime anymore.

CPAP: ................. $549.00
Mask: ................. $129.00
Nipple Cream: ....... $9.99
Breathing: ............ Priceless

Equally excellent! Love it!

Some of these are very funny, but I don't think I'd ever wear a T shirt advertising my use of xPAP. I'm very selective about whom I tell about my treatment; it's probably stupid to be embarrassed by it, but I am.

The man formally known as Chainsaw

El Pap wrote:Some of these are very funny, but I don't think I'd ever wear a T shirt advertising my use of xPAP. I'm very selective about whom I tell about my treatment; it's probably stupid to be embarrassed by it, but I am.

El Pap...no need to be embarrassed. You might strike up a conversation and end up helping someone out there who doesn't even know they have sleep apnea yet!

T.

El Pap wrote:Some of these are very funny, but I don't think I'd ever wear a T shirt advertising my use of xPAP. I'm very selective about whom I tell about my treatment; it's probably stupid to be embarrassed by it, but I am.

I agree with SleepyT-shirt, oops, I mean, SleepyT. Although, I guess it's OK to be embarrassed, as long as you aren't embarrassed about feeling embarrassed. That chain reaction can self-replicate: = = = = . . .

But hey, after all, we don't generally go around talking to stangers about what we do or do not wear to bed.

I think that's part of what makes the idea of a CPAP T-shirt funny.

Maybe your T-shirt should just say:

"Ask me about what I wear when I sleep. "

Or we could do this like the Chinese fortune cookies where you end all the statements with "... in bed".

I wear pad-a-cheeks ... in bed.