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I ignored this thread because I tried it and hated it. I am glad I decided to read it tonight. Taught me a lesson to just read them all. Funny stuff !

I still think people are being too anal about the leak line being perfect... You don't want your mouth hanging open but a little puff through the lips is to be expected and the machine is made to compensate for most leaks that aren't Large Leaks.

This is funny stuff! Really LOL!! Carbonman, I think you met your match with Elader! But you make me laugh too. Dori

Songbird wrote:Oh, my goodness, this has gone waaaaaay beyond hilarity and at least for me has crossed into unhealthy territory. I was laughing so hard that I STOPPED BREATHING!!!! People, this is counterproductive to the entire foundation of this forum, so kindly KNOCK IT OFF!!!

I too must also politely ask all of you to STOP, PLEASE, for all of our healths' sake!

I'm now looking at another round of expensive (and intenstinally painful) antibiotics to cure the aspiration pneumonia I am about to get AGAIN, due to LAUGHING so hard that I have inhaled ALL the coffee, tea, and water I have attempted to drink today, while reading this thread.

(Between this thread and the Jackass reruns on TV tonight, I am all laughed out and my chest reallllly hurts)

Songbird wrote:Elader, I adore your sense of humor. (The rest of you idiots, too.)

Idiots, huh?? Well, we're not idiots, we're all just ... just ... just .... uh.... sleep-deprived and uh... adventurous

echo wrote: I'm now looking at another round of expensive (and intenstinally painful) antibiotics to cure the aspiration pneumonia I am about to get AGAIN, due to LAUGHING so hard that I have inhaled ALL the coffee, tea, and water I have attempted to drink today, while reading this thread.

As a poster to this thread, please have all of the above clearly
documented when you are contacted by the RMT.
Please list costs for all required medication and inhaled products.
They will need this information to determine the potential for loss,
due this hilarity risk.

Your cooperation will be appreciated.

carbonman wrote:As a poster to this thread, please have all of the above clearly
documented when you are contacted by the RMT.
Please list costs for all required medication and inhaled products.
They will need this information to determine the potential for loss,
due this hilarity risk.

And just WHAT effect, pray tell, will this have on my insurance?? Oh nooo I can see it now, lower deductibles, higher co-pays, and treatment blackouts.

(If I had a nickel for every time I inhaled something .... )

OK, that's my final and LAST post on THIS topic in this thread, I'm not detailing and giving out additionally any more medical health info to the RMT or the DRD or the DRD staff. So there. Thpbbbbbt.

COntinuing the saga..
Wife and I made it a date tonight to go together to the walgreens after dinner and buy nursing nipple cream. We wandered the aisles looking for it. Could not find it. Neither of us were man enough to ask about it.

Things started getting bad when (as god as my witness) we looked by the pregnancy tests and the condoms as a last resort.... and there we saw.... yup, you predicted it, the astroglide. I turned to my wife and in my best scooby doo voice asked her "Why does Astro need a lubricant? What's up with that George Jetson??"

At that point we had to leave the store in a hurry as we were laughing really loudly.

Have a great weekend guys!

Eric

elader wrote:.... we looked by the pregnancy tests and the condoms as a last resort.... and there we saw.... yup, you predicted it, the astroglide. I turned to my wife and in my best scooby doo voice asked her "Why does Astro need a lubricant? What's up with that George Jetson??"

Rastro??? Rastro reeds Rastrogride. Rastro ruuuuuuvs Rastrogride!!! Right, Reorge! Right rear the rubbers!! Rut?? Rallgreens ran outta Rastrogride???? Ruh-roh!! Oh, rats rall right, Reorge!

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That's distuuuurbing, Ozzy.

Crazy people. I am in a forum with crazy people.

Guess that explains why I feel so at home here!

My belly hurts from laughing. I am going to bed.

jnk wrote:Crazy people. I am in a forum with crazy people.

You took my line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wahhhh!!!!

jnk wrote:Guess that explains why I feel so at home here!

Me, too!!

jnk wrote:My belly hurts from laughing. I am going to bed.

Mine, too. Me, too.

Wisconsite here .. should I test that marketing theory to see if any of the many Walgreens in town sells it?

-SWS wrote:Been doing some research ... Thank God my one and only undergraduate business class is finally coming in handy! Anyway, I'm thinking any one of those Walgreens in the purple states just north will be your best bet, sir. Good luck!

Hey, City Boy!!

Now, I'll give you several points for your wonderfully creative double entendre of a subject line. But no self-respecting dairyman is going to go to Walgreens to get some sissy-a$$ed Lansenoh Lanolin for his "girls" as long as they keep selling the dairyman's secret weapon. You can read all about it here: http://www.bagbalm.com/cows.htm Shhhhh!! Don't tell!!! (You'd be amazed at how many humans use it as a hand cream. Great product!!) Don't forget!!! Mum's the word!!!

Uhhhhh...... not that any man around here.... um..... could POSSIBLY be mistaken for a "sissy a$$" just because he incorporates Lansenoh Lanolin as a facet of his.... ah.... xpap therapy. No, not at all!! It's only the manliest of manly men who could successfully pull off such a move. (Pshew!! Better get out while the getting's good.)

BYE!!!!
Marsha

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, -SWS!!!!
(So I'm a little slow on the uptake.)

You expect to get away with comparing nursing mothers to
COWS????????

Marsha