Aunt Weeza Found!

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Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by roster » Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:53 pm

For Obama Aunt, a Quiet South Boston Life

By Keith B. Richburg and Judy Rakowsky
NEW YORK -- A Kenyan aunt of Sen. Barack Obama has been living quietly for years in a South Boston public housing project, according to public housing officials. The Obama campaign later confirmed the woman, Weeza Onyango, is the senator's paternal aunt.

In his memoir, Obama wrote affectionately about the woman, known as "Aunt Weeza," who was the first Kenyan relative he met when he traveled there.

William McGonigle, deputy director of the Boston Public Housing Authority, said officials only became aware of Onyango's connection to the Democratic presidential nominee last week, after receiving inquiries from a reporter with the Times of London. Onyango then confirmed the relationship.

He said that Onyango worked as a residential health advocate for the housing agency in exchange for a stipend.

"She is a delightful lady and she did a wonderful job as a public health advocate and she's been a great resident," McGonigle said. "She's not looking for fame or notoriety, and we were as surprised as anyone to learn she was related to the Democratic nominee."

"She had not hinted at it at all," McGonigle added.

Since the Times of London published its story on Onyango, reporters began gathering outside the red-brick building, part of the West Broadway public housing development that had recently undergone a $60 million renovation. But Onyango was not there; she was seen leaving her apartment at mid-morning Thursday after she telephoned housing authority officials to request help in keeping reporters at bay.

"She is asking that everyone respect her right to privacy, and since she is a cpap patient, we will do our best to see that she can live in peace," McGonigle said.

In earlier, brief comments to two reporters from the Boston Globe, Onyango said she wanted to stay out of the way of her nephew's campaign so close to the election.
"We'll talk after the election," she was quoted saying. "Come talk to me after the fifth."

An Obama campaign spokesman later confirmed to the Globe that Onyango was the senator's aunt but gave no further details.

Campaign records show Onyango donated at least five times to Obama's campaign, in July and September, three times for $5 and twice for $25. She listed her occupation as "RHA Volunteer/Boston Housing Authority. Her settings are bipap, 16/12"
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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by jules » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:04 pm

So does this mean that ~SWS and Obama are secretly brothers?

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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by Babette » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:27 pm

No, seriously!!! He does NOT have an Aunt Weeza!

Does this mean Obama has OSA?

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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by -SWS » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:31 pm

In his memoir, Obama wrote affectionately about the woman, known as "Aunt Weeza," who was the first Kenyan relative he met when he traveled there.
Well, this confuses me entirely.... Everyone knows Aunt Weeza is Cardassian and not Kenyan.

Me thinks my third cousin Barack just doesn't listen to distant relatives very closely.

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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by Snoredog » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:38 pm

-SWS wrote:
In his memoir, Obama wrote affectionately about the woman, known as "Aunt Weeza," who was the first Kenyan relative he met when he traveled there.
Well, this confuses me entirely.... Everyone knows Aunt Weeza is Cardassian and not Kenyan.

Me thinks my third cousin Barack just doesn't listen to distant relatives very closely.
I thought Cardassian's had BIG Butts?
someday science will catch up to what I'm saying...

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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by -SWS » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:39 pm

Those aren't ordinary pontoons floating Aunt Weeza's boat...

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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by ozij » Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:08 pm

Rooster wrote: Her settings are bipap, 16/12
And her name is actually Zeituni Onyango,

Nice try, Rooster.
Reminds of a line from Ogden Nash:
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I would have to tell you that I didn't even know it was losted.

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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by CRS » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:12 am

I thought Cardassian's had BIG Butts?[/quote]


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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by -SWS » Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:07 am

ozij wrote:Reminds of a line from Ogden Nash:
Should you ask me when Chicago was founded
I would have to tell you that I didn't even know it was losted.

I really loved that one, ozij!

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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by Wulfman » Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:41 pm

Rooster,

One thing the article you linked to didn't say is that Obama's aunt is an illegal alien.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ ... TE=DEFAULT

She's probably registered to vote, too.......multiple times.


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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by -SWS » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:49 pm

-SWS wrote:
In his memoir, Obama wrote affectionately about the woman, known as "Aunt Weeza," who was the first Kenyan relative he met when he traveled there.
Well, this confuses me entirely.... Everyone knows Aunt Weeza is Cardassian and not Kenyan.
Wulfman wrote:One thing the article you linked to didn't say is that Obama's aunt is an illegal alien.
"Alien" true. But recall that as a result of last year's Peace Accords Cardassians are now allowed to legally sail the high seas of Wyoming---or any Star Fleet waters for that matter...

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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by roster » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:02 pm

Wulfman wrote:Rooster,

One thing the article you linked to didn't say is that Obama's aunt is an illegal alien.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ ... TE=DEFAULT

She's probably registered to vote, too.......multiple times.


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So an illegal alien, living in taxpayer funded housing, working for the same taxpayer funded housing agency and making political donations with a taxpayer funded stipend.

But what is really troubling me is they are referring to Aunt Weeza as Auntie Zeituni.
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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by -SWS » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:45 pm

Sounds like this thread is moving from being decidedly humorous to being decidedly if not one-sidedly political ...with poor Aunt Weeza caught right in the middle.

Thank goodness they refer to her as "The Unsinkable Molly Brown Weeza--The Cardassian Who Ate Too Much Pizza". I'm sure good old Weeza's pontoons are fully engaged. She'll undoubtedly set sail from Wyoming first thing in the morning ...right after having her typically Weeza morning breakfast of toast smeared with cheeza ...while watching Monty Python with her wonderfully silly old friend John Cleeza.



Bon Voyage Aunt Weeza!!!! HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THANKSGIVING!!!



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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by Wulfman » Sat Nov 01, 2008 2:54 pm

-SWS wrote:P.S. Vote whatever. Just vote!
And, in the Chicago tradition......VOTE EARLY and VOTE OFTEN.


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Re: Aunt Weeza Found!

Post by -SWS » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:02 pm

Wulfman wrote:And, in the Chicago tradition......VOTE EARLY and VOTE OFTEN.
Awe, that's just an autumn tradition we learned way back in childhood: trick or treat at the same houses again and again if the pay off is good!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!! VOTE JUST ONCE UNLESS YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO!!!!