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Catnapper wrote:Do you ever wonder what the Neanderthal women were like? Mostly the cliche is about Neanderthal men.

Can't you see her in that outfit made from the skin of a wolf, killing some kind of deer with her club, and then collecting clam shells as taxes? Might make that caveman sit up and take notice! Unless of course, she sat in the cave and did what he told her to do.

Maybe not much has changed.

Now WHY did you have to bring that up?

This thread is a "man cave" thread, that means, watching what you want, drinking beer, farting, you ruined it by painting a picture of Neanderthal women, now that joy has turned to a mental picture sneaking up on a Tyrannosaurus rex with barefoot, pregnant women in tow, no 6" high heels, hairy pits and legs {shiver} egads!

Snoredog,
Spoken like a true Neanderthal!

I love highly-evolved repartee about our lowly-evolved mutual tendencies!

Vice President I'd Like to Fondle, I'm thinking.

Of course, that's the G rated version....
B.

Snoredog wrote: This thread is a "man cave" thread, that means, watching what you want, drinking beer, farting, you ruined it by painting a picture of Neanderthal women, now that joy has turned to a mental picture sneaking up on a Tyrannosaurus rex with barefoot, pregnant women in tow, no 6" high heels, hairy pits and legs {shiver} egads!

Ye gads! What a concept - do you mean to *subtly* suggest that women shouldn't even read this thread, Snoredog, you old dog, you? Hmmm - that might work if men didn't read the women's threads. All's fair in love & war or some such nonsense

Mindy

Snoredog wrote:

Catnapper wrote:Do you ever wonder what the Neanderthal women were like? Mostly the cliche is about Neanderthal men.

Can't you see her in that outfit made from the skin of a wolf, killing some kind of deer with her club, and then collecting clam shells as taxes? Might make that caveman sit up and take notice! Unless of course, she sat in the cave and did what he told her to do.

Maybe not much has changed.

Now WHY did you have to bring that up?

This thread is a "man cave" thread, that means, watching what you want, drinking beer, farting, you ruined it by painting a picture of Neanderthal women, now that joy has turned to a mental picture sneaking up on a Tyrannosaurus rex with barefoot, pregnant women in tow, no 6" high heels, hairy pits and legs {shiver} egads!

I was thinking more along the lines of this ...


That should spruce the man cave back up

DreamStalker wrote:
I was thinking more along the lines of this ...


That should spruce the man cave back up

Oh yes, Raquel that will do it !!

You guys crack me up! I guess that's why we've kept you around all these centuries. You can be so much darn fun to be around. Well, also that drilling thing.

WHAAAT?? Most women are suckers for guys in uniform. And when they start practicing their marching and cadences (Bill Murray and the boys in "Stripes" are still the best!!).... You DID say drilling, didn't you?? What did you THINK I meant???

SWS, please don't ever finish growing up. BTW, your "note to self" was priceless.

But now I'm scared.

When Snoredog posted those pictures (when did you meet my next-door neighbors, Snoredog?) and was MOANING THE BLUES about having his joy dashed to smithereens, I thought to myself, "Well, Snoredog, you're not thinking about 'One Million Years, B.C.' "

Then DreamStalker posted his

DreamStalker wrote:I was thinking more along the lines of this ...

NO!! That does NOT mean DreamStalker and I think alike (even though from ENTIRELY different, uh...... positions.)

Does it? Talk about yer shiver/egads!!

Marsha

Spear hunting monkeys down by the sea (left), and hunting mail order sea monkeys down by the neighbor's pool (right).

The 1st and 30,789th Annual Running of the Monkeys Festival in Alaska

-SWS wrote:
Spear hunting monkeys down by the sea (left), and hunting mail order sea monkeys down at neighbor's pool (right).

The 1st and 30,789th Annual Running of the Monkeys Festival in Alaska

those would make great posters for the man cave

Oh and here is one more from the cave bear clan



... and quite likely the source of the feminist gene that reared it's ugly head in the twentieth century leading to the submission of modern mankind.

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Hey ... who removed the Raquel Welch images?

DreamStalker wrote:... and quite likely the source of the feminist gene that reared it's ugly head in the twentieth century leading to the submission of modern mankind.

But NEVER the submission of its women!!

Resistance is NOT futile!


Marsha

I take offense to this BS! This forum is no place to voice your personal attacks on anyone! Is there not a moderator to remove this link!!!