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MEOW ----- want to meet?

jules wrote:MEOW ----- want to meet?

Oh, yes, I'd LOVE to.

But, better not make it today. Alas, I'm in such a bad mood and so sleepy. I just can't find a mask small enough for my adorable petite face, and so my therapy just isn't helping. And the staff around this place are horrible!

I can hunt and provide for us

Yes---I need food! And it looks like you might have some skill in that area. I went after one of those yummy looking critters one time, but one of my staff shreeked so about it, they had some people come in with traps and such to make sure none would come back. (Like I couldn't handle it.)

Now I'm back to constantly harassing my staff in order to get those few little kibbles put on my plate each day. (I keep hearing the word "diet" bandied about in relation to myself. Humph! )



(Obviously, we've gotten WAY off track here, but it's FUN!)

WearyOne wrote:Yes---I need food! And it looks like you might have some skill in that area. I went after one of those yummy looking critters one time, but one of my staff shreeked so about it, they had some people come in with traps and such to make sure none would come back. (Like I couldn't handle it.)

Now I'm back to constantly harassing my staff in order to get those few little kibbles put on my plate each day. (I keep hearing the word "diet" bandied about in relation to myself. Humph! )



(Obviously, we've gotten WAY off track here, but it's FUN!)

And more USEFUL than the original post.

Den

Wonder if upm would like this kind of reward?

Yum, my mouth is watering! Especially since the only staff member here right now is ignoring my meows of shear starvation!

upm903 wrote:WearyOne that was a reasonable post. I respect ur opinion specially on the approach issue.

Above all I respect the way you put it without being offensive. Well you are religious so you cant be too devilish like some were in here.

Also your funny. Buy that poor cat a Mask or I will report you.

By the way would you send the Cat's Data to me so I can run the Cat's reports or that too would be unwise to do?

LMAO

Sam

It's escalating, now your offering to do "Cat Scans", over the internet, Send for the Homeland Internet Police. Jim

Goofproof wrote:

upm903 wrote:<snip>By the way would you send the Cat's Data to me so I can run the Cat's reports or that too would be unwise to do?

LMAO

Sam

It's escalating, now your offering to do "Cat Scans", over the internet, Send for the Homeland Internet Police. Jim

ROFL!

This looks like a joke I saw once

CAT SCAN




A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead. "Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?"

The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage. "Well, that confirms it," the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."

Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?" "That will be £330," the vet replied. "£330!" screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost £330!?" "Well," the vet replied, "it's £30 for the office visit and £300 for the cat scan."

jules wrote:This looks like a joke I saw once

CAT SCAN




A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead. "Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?"

The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage. "Well, that confirms it," the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."

Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?" "That will be £330," the vet replied. "£330!" screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost £330!?" "Well," the vet replied, "it's £30 for the office visit and £300 for the cat scan."

Jules, I've heard that one, too, but with a little different twist, starting with when the vet comes back in the room. I don't remember the exact wording, but close!



He left the room for a moment and came back with a dog, and also a cat that was in a cage. The vet opened the cage door. The cat walked over to the family dog, and sniffed it from head to toe, shook his head and walked back to the cage. Then the vet's dog came over, took a long look, shook his head, and walked away. "Well, that confirms it," the vet announced. "Your dog is dead.

(Skipping down to the cost.) "That will be $300," the vet replied. "What!" screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $300!" "Well," the vet replied, "it's $275. for the cat scan, and $25 for the lab report."

Can I get in on the lab report?