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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 9:25 pm
by rested gal
Quoth the peeps...
"Neversleeps!"
Welcome, Neversleeps! Fun reading!!
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:19 am
by Sleeping With The Enemy
Neversleeps,
I see you are also a Minnesotan. Welcome! Enjoying our Spring weather?
I'm down by Owatonna, MN.
Glad to have you!
Heidi
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:54 am
by Tampa Tom
There once was a
Cpap Talk Guest
Whose rhymes with which we were impressed.
With skill and with guile
she entertained us a while
And kept most of us from being distressed!
(OK, that was lousy...)
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:20 am
by LDuyer
Hey, we're talking limericks, are we? .....Mighty clever!
Could get interesting!
There once was a cpapper from Nantucket ...........
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:30 am
by TXKajun
I'll continue:
Who put her head into a bucket...
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:41 am
by Liam1965
No no no. In order to keep up with the original, the second line HAS to start "Whose
hose was so long...." something.
Liam, if his ear was... nah....
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:04 am
by ozij
Do you mean something like
"Whose
hose was so long
She connected it wrong
To the comfortless mask
She posessed?"
Welcome, neversleeps! This isn't about you of cours, I just couldn't resist the rhymes, probably affected by what I read today about the Comfort Curve and its new
hose. ...
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:30 pm
by TXKajun
Liam, I'm by no means a poet.......or even a rhymer, but I was thinking of something like:
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who put her head in a bucket.
She wanted to see
if using her mask could be
worse than sticking her head in a bucket
Or something like that!
(My, the things we do to amuse ourselves at times! ROFL)
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:39 pm
by Liam1965
How about:
There was a young lass from Nantucket
(She moved from Rhode Island, Pawtucket)
With a clogged up nose
and no
CPAP hose
We buried her ass in a bucket.
Nah, not great. Ah well, I tried.
There is a board poster named
Liam,
The guests rant whenever they see 'im,
They don't get his jokes
the self righteous blokes
So stiff, they belong in museum.
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:08 pm
by neversleeps
There is a board-poster named
Liam,
The guests rave whenever they see 'im,
They get all his jokes
if they're intelligent folks
Laugh so hard in their pants they are peein'.
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:23 pm
by Wuzer
There once was a thread on the forum
with rhymes from most of the quorum
But then it got old
when somebody told
A limerick that ended with urine
Wuzer - Who never wrote a poetic thing in his life.
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:37 pm
by neversleeps
NOW THAT IS QUITE DEFINITELY THE BEST ONE YET !!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:48 pm
by LDuyer
Wuzer wrote:There once was a thread on the forum
with rhymes from most of the quorum
But then it got old
when somebody told
A limerick that ended with urine
Wuzer - Who never wrote a poetic thing in his life.
Don't think I've ever read a poem with the word "urine" in it.
What a trendsetter you are!
Linda
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:06 pm
by onlyme
You all,
Nice stuff. Leaves me smiling.
Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:06 pm
by onlyme
You all,
Nice stuff. Leaves me smiling.