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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 2:25 pm
by Guest
better out than in!!
thats my motto!!!!
since i'm british and female I have to say that I don't do it much myself ( ) however I did let one slip at the gym on the treadmill last week, only thing was, I had earphones on so couldn't tell how loud it was!!!!!
Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:17 pm
by blowfish
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:20 pm
by blowfish
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:31 pm
by littlemo
well I started to look around but nearly fell off the treadmill cause i'm not that well co-ordinated
Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 4:52 pm
by Babette
Okay, which one of you wise guys is now ripping "Babettes"?
I hear that's illegal in Alabama....
Now, if you name your APAP Babette, does that mean....
A) You hate your machine
B) Your machine gives you gas
C) You want to give me gas?
As for looking like I'm ripping one in my Avatar, it's very likely. I was leaning over my receptionist's desk and she was snapping a pic of me with her new camera phone, and being a fat chick, I probably did rip one. It's either gas or my joints making noise. If I laugh loud enough, no one can tell which is which.
LOL,
B.
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:18 pm
by blowfish
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:40 am
by TerryB
....The family discussed their feelings with Mom and everyone agreed that her needs through the day were getting to be a little much for the family to handle. They decided that they would check out an assisted living arrangement. They found a place which looked wonderful, attentive staff, etc. so they decided on a test day or two. In the evening of the first day shortly after dinner, Mom closed her eyes and sort of slouched over to the side in her chair, a nurse came up and straightened her up in the chair. A little while later this happened again. Next morning the family arrived to have breakfast with Mom and find out what she thought of the place. Mom said everything is exactly the way I like it except for one problem. They won't let me fart here.
TerryB
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:39 am
by Guest
Just think of it as a free "entertainment bonus" of CPAP therapy! =)
Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:59 am
by pastorgilbert
If they don't pay rent, out with them!
Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:35 pm
by Babette
WARNING TO ALL PUB CRAWLERS:
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/archive/index.html
Stewart Laidlaw, 35, was banished from Thirsty Kirsty's pub in Dunfermline, Scotland, in March, following numerous complaints about his excessive flatulence. (A shocked Laidlaw said no one had complained before, but conceded that was probably because cigarette smoke had been masking the odor until Scotland's recent smoking ban.) [Dunfermline Press, 3-22-07]
"So Doc, I'm thinking of taking up smoking to cover the aerphagia..."
LOL,
B.