OT - Sonic GlowBrush - Teeth

The way it is being advertised makes it look scammy. But, it is an interesting, novel idea. Who knows, it might work. What do you think?



https://articles.sonicglowbrush.com/tp2/

I see several similar models by different companies, starting at around $20.
I'm guessing this one is much more.
I am intrigued by the Instafloss 10 second water flosser, but
the. $200 price tag is not my speed.
I use an $8 Oral B battery brush, and a Water pic.
Love to have an H-shaped head on the Water pic, but not for 200 clams.
A suction tube to use with the Water pic would be nice--
maybe hackable with a small fountain pump.

What if I don't want my tongue and gums turned green like that?

You're an old dude. Green oral tissues sont désormais à la mode. I bet you also don't have any tats, nose piercings, cheek/dimple piercings, eyebrow piercings, or dermal piercings.

At least I have some old-guy stories to go with my scars. That's enough for me.

lazarus wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 16, 2023 3:50 pm

What if I don't want my tongue and gums turned green like that?

I'm sure if it's not already a thing, there will be a de-verdization module for an extra $69.95

The colors in ads is weird, but easily explained.
iGreen mouth, blue menses---Madison avenue color warp.
It's an optical aberration, caused by exposure to artificial light and caffeine.

ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 16, 2023 4:07 pm

You're an old dude. Green oral tissues sont désormais à la mode. I bet you also don't have any tats, nose piercings, cheek/dimple piercings, eyebrow piercings, or dermal piercings.

Whats old got to do with anything? I'm old. I have 11 tats and a cartilage piercing.

babydinosnoreless wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 17, 2023 11:14 am

old got to do with anything?

Gran just knows I'm a square.

I do have all my teeth, though.

lazarus wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:34 pm

I do have all my teeth, though.

which you display proudly in that mason jar.

zonker wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:39 pm

lazarus wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:34 pm

I do have all my teeth, though.

which you display proudly in that mason jar.

Ouch.

Maybe that's why they refused to let me have any of the parts that have been removed.
(appendix, gall bladder, boobs, etc.)
I would have had more than enough Mason jars.

zonker wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:39 pm

lazarus wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:34 pm

I do have all my teeth, though.

which you display proudly in that mason jar.

Well it does make that whole mail-order-dentist thing a lot easier.