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Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:20 pm
by zonker
colomom wrote: βSat Mar 06, 2021 7:53 pm
Sheriff Buford wrote: βSat Mar 06, 2021 4:40 am
I think you gals got the toilet lid thang all wrong. I know guys that will not touch the toilet seat... ever. So what do they do? They pee all over the toilet seat. Do you gals want that? So... the solution is to leave it up. That way at least it's piss free when you need it.
Probably be blasted for this.... but I wore my big boy panties today!
Sheriff
Most boys figure out how to aim, not pee on the floor, and lift up the toilet seat by about the time they are 3 years old.
Count your blessings, your wife must be a saint.
clearly, you've never been in a public men's room.

Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:18 pm
by babydinosnoreless
chunkyfrog wrote: βSat Mar 06, 2021 8:02 pm
Unless you have thirsty pets, the correct position for toilet seats is closed.
Anything else is indecent.

Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 10:56 pm
by palerider
zonker wrote: βSat Mar 06, 2021 8:20 pm
colomom wrote: βSat Mar 06, 2021 7:53 pm
Sheriff Buford wrote: βSat Mar 06, 2021 4:40 am
I think you gals got the toilet lid thang all wrong. I know guys that will not touch the toilet seat... ever. So what do they do? They pee all over the toilet seat. Do you gals want that? So... the solution is to leave it up. That way at least it's piss free when you need it.
Probably be blasted for this.... but I wore my big boy panties today!
Sheriff
Most boys figure out how to aim, not pee on the floor, and lift up the toilet seat by about the time they are 3 years old.
Count your blessings, your wife must be a saint.
clearly, you've never been in a public men's room.
Comments from the janitorial staff report that the men's rooms are cleaner.
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 11:02 pm
by zonker
palerider wrote: βSat Mar 06, 2021 10:56 pm
Comments from the janitorial staff report that the men's rooms are cleaner.

Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 1:18 am
by Lucyhere
LSAT wrote: βFri Feb 05, 2021 5:27 am
OMG...This really helped me.....I read it and it helped put me to asleep.
OMG... I just now saw this and burst out laughing! First time in nearly a year that I laughed out loud. Thank You LSAT!
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:18 pm
by Metformin
palerider wrote: βFri Mar 05, 2021 11:19 pm
Metformin wrote: βFri Mar 05, 2021 11:13 am
So it can pick up fecal spray from toilet flushes? Nice.
So you don't close the toilet cover when you flush? I do that every time, regardless of whether it's a #1 or a #2.
In case you haven't noticed, there's no seal with the lid down.
In which direction does the water go in your toilet? If it's spraying sideways, I'd probably call a plumber.
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 12:19 pm
by Metformin
palerider wrote: βSat Mar 06, 2021 10:56 pm
Comments from the janitorial staff report that the men's rooms are cleaner.
On this one thing, I'll agree with you.
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 2:42 am
by palerider
Metformin wrote: βSun Mar 07, 2021 12:18 pm
palerider wrote: βFri Mar 05, 2021 11:19 pm
Metformin wrote: βFri Mar 05, 2021 11:13 am
So it can pick up fecal spray from toilet flushes? Nice.
So you don't close the toilet cover when you flush? I do that every time, regardless of whether it's a #1 or a #2.
In case you haven't noticed, there's no seal with the lid down.
In which direction does the water go in your toilet? If it's spraying sideways, I'd probably call a plumber.
The water goes down, but if the *spray* did too, then there wouldn't be any
difference with flushing with the lid down (you seemed to make a point of it, as though you thought it mattered).
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 9:22 am
by chunkyfrog
Well, this thread really took a left turn.
I page of pounding down the OCD; two pages of toilet lids.
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 4:18 pm
by palerider
chunkyfrog wrote: βMon Mar 08, 2021 9:22 am
Well, this thread really took a left turn.
I page of pounding down the OCD; two pages of toilet lids.
In all fairness, it was in the toilet by the first line of the first post.
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 6:56 pm
by Metformin
palerider wrote: βMon Mar 08, 2021 2:42 am
Metformin wrote: βSun Mar 07, 2021 12:18 pm
palerider wrote: βFri Mar 05, 2021 11:19 pm
Metformin wrote: βFri Mar 05, 2021 11:13 am
So it can pick up fecal spray from toilet flushes? Nice.
So you don't close the toilet cover when you flush? I do that every time, regardless of whether it's a #1 or a #2.
In case you haven't noticed, there's no seal with the lid down.
In which direction does the water go in your toilet? If it's spraying sideways, I'd probably call a plumber.
The water goes down, but if the *spray* did too, then there wouldn't be any
difference with flushing with the lid down (you seemed to make a point of it, as though you thought it mattered).
You seem to be quite the toilet water aficionado ....
And yes, it does make a difference:
https://microbiologysociety.org/news/so ... rence.html
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 7:06 pm
by zonker
palerider wrote: βMon Mar 08, 2021 4:18 pm
chunkyfrog wrote: βMon Mar 08, 2021 9:22 am
Well, this thread really took a left turn.
I page of pounding down the OCD; two pages of toilet lids.
In all fairness, it was in the toilet by the first line of the first post.

Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 8:42 pm
by palerider
Metformin wrote: βMon Mar 08, 2021 6:56 pm
palerider wrote: βMon Mar 08, 2021 2:42 am
Metformin wrote: βSun Mar 07, 2021 12:18 pm
palerider wrote: βFri Mar 05, 2021 11:19 pm
Metformin wrote: βFri Mar 05, 2021 11:13 am
So you don't close the toilet cover when you flush? I do that every time, regardless of whether it's a #1 or a #2.
In case you haven't noticed, there's no seal with the lid down.
In which direction does the water go in your toilet? If it's spraying sideways, I'd probably call a plumber.
The water goes down, but if the *spray* did too, then there wouldn't be any
difference with flushing with the lid down (you seemed to make a point of it, as though you thought it mattered).
You seem to be quite the toilet water aficionado ....
And yes, it does make a difference:
https://microbiologysociety.org/news/so ... rence.html
I got a PM informing me that you're not bright enough to understand the concept, so I won't try getting the concepts across any more.
I'll just leave this here instead:
Dictionary
toiΒ·let waΒ·ter
noun: toilet water; plural noun: toilet waters
a light or dilute form of perfume.
Re: Alcohol And Cpap Cleaning
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:38 am
by tmanqz
A good stiff drink before bed helps... I agree.