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I bought some a very long time ago.
It was clear, looked like Vaseline, but was extremely viscous
--so much so, I was barely able to use it.
If they have improved on that, good for them.

I have used Lansinoh for years. My bedroom is 65F in the winter and 73F in the summer. In the summer, Lansinoh is a perfect thickness.

In the winter, it's so thick/hard you can barely get it out of the tube. While I am reading or watching TV, I'll hold it under my arm for about 15 minutes to warm it up a bit. Then, it will come out of the tube without so much force.

This reminds me of coconut oil. In the winter, the jar of coconut oil in the pantry is totally solid. When spring comes, more and more liquid is floating on the top.

I am sure the attention Lansinoh is getting in this thread would seem very funny to outsiders.

Indeed.
It would be a most WICKED trivia question.