Re: Can't make heads or tails of my sleep apnea report
Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:34 pm
1) Well, he DID express advanced appreciation for ANY comments.Dog Slobber wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 5:16 pmI'm a little rusty at reading reports, but I think your dog might be pregnant.robmorin wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:03 pm
Can anyone tell me what my report says? and if its good or not so good? They emailed me a 90 day report, but i am more interested in the last 4 weeks.
You can view my report here.....
https://www.theloungesound.ca/sleepApnea_90day.pdf
Thanks in advance for any comments.
Have a great Saturday!
and 2) that reminds me of a joke...
So, this guy at a bar sees this machine down on the end of the bar blinking... asks the bartender "what's that thing?" Bartender says "It's a new medical analysis unit, just give it a urine sample"
Guy thinks "Ok, sure... goes and procures aforementioned sample, puts it in the machine with his quarter, the thing hums for a couple minutes, while lights flash, then a strip of paper comes out... it reads "You need glasses".
Guy thinks "well, this thing is a rip! my eyesight is perfectly fine! I'm going to prove this thing is a scam!
So, he goes home, gets a sample from his wife, his daughter, his dog, and just for good measure, masturbates into the cup.
Goes back to the bar, inserts the sample, and another quarter
The machine hums, louder this time, more flashing lights... a few noises, and after a few minutes, another strip of paper comes out.
Your wife is cheating on you with your best friend,
Your daughter is pregnant by a Haitian drug user,
Your dog has fleas,
and if you don't stop jerking off, you're going to go blind.